Thursday 9 January 2014

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Attractive Wives
While reading the newspaper, Morty came across an article about a beautiful actress marrying a football player who was not noted for his IQ.

"I'll never understand," he said to his wife, "why the biggest jerks get the most attractive wives."

His wife replied, "Why thank you, dear."
Austerity
One day, the boss tells his manager that he's going to have to cut his salary by 35%.

So, that night, after dinner, he sat down with his wife to discuss ways they could save money.

The husband said,
 "I have an idea. If you could learn how to cook, we could fire the cook."

His wife replied 
"Fine. And if you could learn how to fuck, we could fire the gardener".
Baby Swallowed a Condom
A Doctor's Phone Rang at home at Three o'clock in the morning.

Sleepily he answered "Hello?"

A very frantic woman said, "Doctor, our baby just swallowed a condom."

The Doctor said, "Take him to the Hospital and I'll meet you just as soon as I get there." He started putting on his clothes and was just getting ready to walk out the door, when the phone rang again. He answered "Hello?"

A very calm voice on the other end of the line said, "That's alright Doctor, we found another one, never mind."

Bad Dog
A guy walks into a bar, looking all depressed. He goes to the bar and orders a drink.

The bartender brings it to him and asks "Do you want to talk about something? You look kinda down in the dumps".

The guy says "Well, I've suspected that my wife has been cheating on me for months, so today I took the day off work tofollow her. Well, when I came home, I caught her with my best friend!"

"Wow, that must have been hard!" the bartender says "What exactly do you say to your friend in a situation like that?"

The guy at the bar replies "Well, I looked him straight in the eye, and I yelled BAD DOG!"
Ballerina


A woman goes into a bar and asks for a drink, when the bartender calls who ordered a drink, she raises her arm.

A man across the road saw all this hair under her arm and came over. He goes, I'll buy that ballerina a drink.

The bartender asks how do you know she's a ballerina? The man replies only a ballerina can lift her leg up that high...
Very Funny In Hidni For Facebook Status For Facebook For Friends For Girls In English In Urdu For Teenagers For KidsA
Very Funny In Hidni For Facebook Status For Facebook For Friends For Girls In English In Urdu For Teenagers For KidsA
Very Funny In Hidni For Facebook Status For Facebook For Friends For Girls In English In Urdu For Teenagers For KidsA
Very Funny In Hidni For Facebook Status For Facebook For Friends For Girls In English In Urdu For Teenagers For KidsA
Very Funny In Hidni For Facebook Status For Facebook For Friends For Girls In English In Urdu For Teenagers For KidsA
Very Funny In Hidni For Facebook Status For Facebook For Friends For Girls In English In Urdu For Teenagers For KidsA
Very Funny In Hidni For Facebook Status For Facebook For Friends For Girls In English In Urdu For Teenagers For KidsA
Very Funny In Hidni For Facebook Status For Facebook For Friends For Girls In English In Urdu For Teenagers For KidsA
Very Funny In Hidni For Facebook Status For Facebook For Friends For Girls In English In Urdu For Teenagers For KidsA
Very Funny In Hidni For Facebook Status For Facebook For Friends For Girls In English In Urdu For Teenagers For KidsA
Very Funny In Hidni For Facebook Status For Facebook For Friends For Girls In English In Urdu For Teenagers For KidsA

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