Friday 24 January 2014

Fuñny Jokes In Hidni For Facebook Status For Facebook For Friends For Girls In English In Urdu For Teenagers For KidsA

Fuñny Jokes
Frosted flakes.
My commitment is to truth, not consistency.
Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.
My life is as good as a romantic comedy except there's no romance and it's just me laughing at my own jokes.
I am sure that I am an awesome singer but when no one is listening.
I get irritation when new parents ask who the baby looks like. It was born 15 minutes ago, it looks like a potato.
The number one problem in our country is apathy, but who cares!
A conclusion is simply the place where someone got tired of thinking.
There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.
There's too much blood in my caffeine system.
Her friend asked her how to spell pen is, and she told - you should have asked me last night. It was at the tip of my tongue.
You hate the moment when you wash your car and it rains later
Patrick: I'm mad. Spongebob: Why's that? Patrick: I can't see my forehead.
Don’t bother me. I’m living happily ever after.
By the time a man realizes that his father was right, he has a son who thinks he’s wrong.
"EVERYONE SHUT UP" *answers phone* "Hi Dad.."
It’s not who wins or loses, it’s who keeps score.
I’m as single as a dollar and I’m not looking for change.
I’m passing directly from barbarism to decadence..
Yeah officer, I saw the "speed limit" sign, I just didn't see you!
I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.
Earth is full. Go home.
What did the fish say when he swam into a wall?
Dam!
Fuñny Jokes In Hidni For Facebook Status For Facebook For Friends For Girls In English In Urdu For Teenagers For KidsA
Fuñny Jokes In Hidni For Facebook Status For Facebook For Friends For Girls In English In Urdu For Teenagers For KidsA
Fuñny Jokes In Hidni For Facebook Status For Facebook For Friends For Girls In English In Urdu For Teenagers For KidsA
Fuñny Jokes In Hidni For Facebook Status For Facebook For Friends For Girls In English In Urdu For Teenagers For KidsA
Fuñny Jokes In Hidni For Facebook Status For Facebook For Friends For Girls In English In Urdu For Teenagers For KidsA
Fuñny Jokes In Hidni For Facebook Status For Facebook For Friends For Girls In English In Urdu For Teenagers For KidsA
Fuñny Jokes In Hidni For Facebook Status For Facebook For Friends For Girls In English In Urdu For Teenagers For KidsA
Fuñny Jokes In Hidni For Facebook Status For Facebook For Friends For Girls In English In Urdu For Teenagers For KidsA
Fuñny Jokes In Hidni For Facebook Status For Facebook For Friends For Girls In English In Urdu For Teenagers For KidsA
Fuñny Jokes In Hidni For Facebook Status For Facebook For Friends For Girls In English In Urdu For Teenagers For KidsA
Fuñny Jokes In Hidni For Facebook Status For Facebook For Friends For Girls In English In Urdu For Teenagers For KidsA

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