Thursday 9 January 2014

Very Funny Rude Jokes In Hidni For Facebook Status For Facebook For Friends For Girls In English In Urdu For Teenagers For kidsA

Very Funny Rude Jokes
Source:-Google.com.pk
♣♣Q: What's blonde, had six legs and runs through Michael Jacksons dreams? A: Hanson. 
♣♣Q: What's the difference between a lesbian and a Pringle ? 
A: One is a snack cracker, the other is a crack snacker. 
♣♣Q: How do you tell that you have a high sperm count 
A: Your date has to chew before she swallows 
♣♣Q: What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? 
A: Beer nuts are a $1.25 but deer nuts are always under a buck. 
♣♣Q: Why did God create alcohol? 
A: So ugly people could get laid too 
♣♣Lick The Dognuts 
Two guys were walking down the street and saw a dog licking his balls. One guy says to the other, "Whoa! Check that out, I wish I could do that!" 
The other guy raises his eyebrows and says, "Go ahead dude, but if I were you, I'd pet him firstt!" 
♣♣Q. why did Humpty Dumpty push his girlfriend on the wall? 
A. To see her crack 
♣♣Q. Who makes more money, a drug dealer or a prostitute? 
A. A prostitute, because she can always wash her crack, and sell it again! 
♣♣Q. What is it when a man talks dirty to a woman? 
A. Sexual harassment. 
♣♣Q. What is it when a woman talks dirty to a man? 
A. $3.99 a minute. 
♣♣Q. Why does a dog lick its penis? 
A. Because it can't make a fist. 
♣♣Q. What do you call two lesbians with their period? 
A. Finger painting. 
♣♣Q. What do you get when you put 50 lesbians and 50 politicians in a room together? 
A. 100 people who don't do dick. 
♣♣Q. What do you call it when someone farts in a gay bar? 
A. A love call. 
♣♣Q. What did the boy vampire say to the girl vampire? 
A. See you next period. 
♣♣Q. What do you call a female clown? 
A. A Clunt 
♣♣Q. How did the gay break his leg at the golf course? 
A. He fell off the ball washer! 
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PLEASE take notice of the heading?! If the jokes were not to your taste, fair enough, tell one that is 'funny'? (And I know that many of you will have heard some of them before! lol... I put them up for everyones amusement... not to compete! 
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Very Funny Rude Jokes In Hidni For Facebook Status For Facebook For Friends For Girls In English In Urdu For Teenagers For kidsA
Very Funny Rude Jokes In Hidni For Facebook Status For Facebook For Friends For Girls In English In Urdu For Teenagers For kidsA
Very Funny Rude Jokes In Hidni For Facebook Status For Facebook For Friends For Girls In English In Urdu For Teenagers For kidsA
Very Funny Rude Jokes In Hidni For Facebook Status For Facebook For Friends For Girls In English In Urdu For Teenagers For kidsA
Very Funny Rude Jokes In Hidni For Facebook Status For Facebook For Friends For Girls In English In Urdu For Teenagers For kidsA
Very Funny Rude Jokes In Hidni For Facebook Status For Facebook For Friends For Girls In English In Urdu For Teenagers For kidsA
Very Funny Rude Jokes In Hidni For Facebook Status For Facebook For Friends For Girls In English In Urdu For Teenagers For kidsA
Very Funny Rude Jokes In Hidni For Facebook Status For Facebook For Friends For Girls In English In Urdu For Teenagers For kidsA
Very Funny Rude Jokes In Hidni For Facebook Status For Facebook For Friends For Girls In English In Urdu For Teenagers For kidsA
Very Funny Rude Jokes In Hidni For Facebook Status For Facebook For Friends For Girls In English In Urdu For Teenagers For kidsA
Very Funny Rude Jokes In Hidni For Facebook Status For Facebook For Friends For Girls In English In Urdu For Teenagers For kidsA

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