Thursday 9 January 2014

Very Funny Jokes In Hindi 140 Words In Hidni For Facebook Status For Facebook For Friends For Girls In English In Urdu For Teenagers For kidsA

Very Funny Jokes In Hindi 140 Words
Source:-Google.com.pk
A girl checks her lover’s mobile to know under which name he has saved 
HER no: when dialed it showed. . . . TIME PASS NO.8 – calling.
Teacher: Jawani aur Budhape me farak batao? 
Student: Jawani me mobile me “HASEENO” k numbers hote hai,
Aur Budhape me “HAKEEMO” ke..!

Munna: ye Gandhi Bapu har note me haste hi kyu rehte hei ?? 
Circuit: Simple hai BHAI, Royenge to note geeela ho jayenga na.

Teri dosti me hum deewane ho gae, tujhe apna banate banate begane ho gae, Pukar le 1 bar pyar se ae dost, Bandar ki awaz sune zmane ho gae.

Pappu- Yaar rReliance ke har phone ke piche 3G CDMA kyu likha hota hai!
Dipu- Oye itna bhi nahi malum 
3 Gujrati Chor 
DDhiru 
MMukesh 
AAnil
Lord Shiv- kuch var mango 
Bhkt- guiter do 
Shiv- aur kuch mango 
Bhkt- nai guiter 
Shiv- murkh!mere pas guiter hota to DUGDUGI kyu bajata..!

Google maybe the most powerful search engine but, it can’t search . . . . the chappals u lost at the temple

Girlfriend: And are you sure you love me and no one else? 
Boyfriend: Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday

HOW TO START YOUR DAY WITH A POSITIVE OUTLOOK 
1. Open a new file in your PC. 2. Name it ” Boss ”
3. Send it to the RECYCLE BIN
4. Empt

What is diffrence between Problem & Talent? so simple…. 
2 boys love 1girl = Problem! 
1boy love 2 girls = Talent!

Teacher- “PYAR” or “ISHQ” mein kya frk hai? 
Stud – Sir”Pyar”wo hai jo aap apni beti se karte hai. or “ISHQ” wo hai jo hum aapki beti se krtey hai

Which is longest toilet in d world ..!! . . . 
Ans: Indian Railway Track U can use it frm kashmir 2 kanya-kumari. 
Aaisi aazadi aur kahan.

Pappu-Yaar Ye South-Indian Itne Kaale Q Hote He?!
Dipu-Q Ki Wo 24 Ghante SuN Tv Or SuRYa Tv Hi Dekhte Rhete He.

Oye Hoye Mil Gaya Balle-Balle Mil Gaya, 
DHINCHAK DHINCHAK Mil Gaya, 
Apna Sara Kaam Chod K Fizool ka SMS Padnewala Ek aur.. 
BEWAkuf mil gaya

DAD went school to get son’s report card. BUSY MADAM:Abi nahi DAD: To phir kab aaun me? MADAM: Mere “periods” khatam hone k bad. DAD: Wowh!
Mom: Kyu rote ho 
Son: Dad ne mujhe kissi nahi di 
Mom: Tumne unko Table nahi sunaya hoga 

Son: bazU wali aunty ko kaunse tables aata he

Very Funny Jokes In Hindi 140 Words In Hidni For Facebook Status For Facebook For Friends For Girls In English In Urdu For Teenagers For kidsA
Very Funny Jokes In Hindi 140 Words In Hidni For Facebook Status For Facebook For Friends For Girls In English In Urdu For Teenagers For kidsA
Very Funny Jokes In Hindi 140 Words In Hidni For Facebook Status For Facebook For Friends For Girls In English In Urdu For Teenagers For kidsA
Very Funny Jokes In Hindi 140 Words In Hidni For Facebook Status For Facebook For Friends For Girls In English In Urdu For Teenagers For kidsA
Very Funny Jokes In Hindi 140 Words In Hidni For Facebook Status For Facebook For Friends For Girls In English In Urdu For Teenagers For kidsA
Very Funny Jokes In Hindi 140 Words In Hidni For Facebook Status For Facebook For Friends For Girls In English In Urdu For Teenagers For kidsA
Very Funny Jokes In Hindi 140 Words In Hidni For Facebook Status For Facebook For Friends For Girls In English In Urdu For Teenagers For kidsA
Very Funny Jokes In Hindi 140 Words In Hidni For Facebook Status For Facebook For Friends For Girls In English In Urdu For Teenagers For kidsA
Very Funny Jokes In Hindi 140 Words In Hidni For Facebook Status For Facebook For Friends For Girls In English In Urdu For Teenagers For kidsA
Very Funny Jokes In Hindi 140 Words In Hidni For Facebook Status For Facebook For Friends For Girls In English In Urdu For Teenagers For kidsA
Very Funny Jokes In Hindi 140 Words In Hidni For Facebook Status For Facebook For Friends For Girls In English In Urdu For Teenagers For kidsA

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