Friday 10 January 2014

Really Funny Jokes For Kids In Hidni For Facebook Status For Facebook For Friends For Girls In English In Urdu For Teenagers For KidsA

Really Funny Jokes For Kids
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Lambai Pairan Tak Rakhin
Sheikh: Pent Di Silai Kini Hy?
Tailor: 400 Rs.
Sheikh: Tey Nikar Di?
Tailor: Rs 200
Sheikh: Nikar E C Dey,
Lambai Pairan Tak Rakhin, Namaz Vi Parhni Hondi Ay…
Posted on January 3, 2014 by khalil | Filed Under Funny jokes sms, Funny sms, Funny text messages, Sheikh sms | Tagged Funny Sms 2014, Funny sms messages | Leave a comment |
Islamization in Pakistan
There has been extensive Islamization in Pakistan. No girl can walk in market without receiving religous compliments like Subhan-Allah & Mashallah

Math Mein Kyun Nahi
Student: Sir Log Urdu English Mein Bat Karty Hain,
Math Mein Kyun Nahi ?
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Sir:
Zeyada 3,5 Na Kar,
9,2,11 Ho Ja,
Warna 5,7 Mar Dun Ga,
6 k 36 Nazar Ayen Gay or 32 K 32 Bahir Aa Jayen Gay,
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Student: Sir G Urdu, English Hi Theak Hai,
Math Wake E Khofnak Subject Hai…
Posted on January 2, 2014 by khalil | Filed Under Funny jokes sms, Funny sms, Funny text messages | Tagged Bangla Funny Poetry Sms, Cool Funny Poetry Sms | Leave a comment |
Mom Kaha Hai Gareeb
Son 2 Mom: 10 Rs. Dena Bahir 1 Gareeb Ko
Dene Hain,
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Mom: Kaha Hai Gareeb.. ??
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Son: Bechara Bahir Dhup Mein Kulfiyan Bech
Raha Hai.. -:p -:p
Posted on January 1, 2014 by khalil | Filed Under Funny jokes sms, Funny poetry sms, Funny sms, Funny text messages | Tagged Funny Sms 2014, Funny sms messages, Ramadan funny sms | Leave a comment |
Pathan Angoor Beach Raha Tha
1 Pathan Angoor Beach Raha Tha Magar Keh Raha Tha Aaloo Ley Lo Aaloo,
2sray Admi Ne Kaha Khan Sahib Ye To Angoor Hain.
Pathan. Chup Ho Jao Warna Makhiyan Aa Jaen Gen.
Posted on December 25, 2013 by khalil | Filed Under Funny jokes sms, Funny sms, Funny text messages | Tagged English Funny Poetry Sms, Funny sms, Pathan Funny Sms | Leave a comment |
Hum Ne Pechli Jumah Ki Namaz
1st Pathan.Yar Kya Tum Ko Yad Hy K
Hum Ne Pechli Jumah Ki Namaz Kis Din Parhi Thi?
2nd Pathan: Yar Mujhe Sahi Tarh Se Yad Nahi
Mere Khayal Se Itwar Ka Din Tha..
Posted on December 21, 2013 by khalil | Filed Under Funny jokes sms, Funny sms, Funny text messages | Tagged English Funny Poetry Sms, Funny sms, Pathan Funny Sms | Leave a comment |
Dr Yeh Urine Sample Nahi
Dr: Yeh Urine Sample Nahi, Apple Juice Hai Khan’s Wife: Ek Phone Kar Loon?
Dr: Why? Wife: Khan Shab ko Batana Hai K Urine Bottle Un k Tiffin Main Chali Gai Hai…
Posted on December 20, 2013 by khalil | Filed Under Funny jokes sms, Funny sms, Funny text messages | Tagged English Funny Poetry Sms, Funny sms, Pathan Funny Sms | Leave a comment |
Pathan Is Ka Matlab Hai
Teacher: What is meant by
“I MISS YOU”
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Pathan: Is ka Matlab Hai

“Main Tumhari Miss Hon!”
Really Funny Jokes For Kids In Hidni For Facebook Status For Facebook For Friends For Girls In English In Urdu For Teenagers For KidsA
Really Funny Jokes For Kids In Hidni For Facebook Status For Facebook For Friends For Girls In English In Urdu For Teenagers For KidsA
Really Funny Jokes For Kids In Hidni For Facebook Status For Facebook For Friends For Girls In English In Urdu For Teenagers For KidsA
Really Funny Jokes For Kids In Hidni For Facebook Status For Facebook For Friends For Girls In English In Urdu For Teenagers For KidsA
Really Funny Jokes For Kids In Hidni For Facebook Status For Facebook For Friends For Girls In English In Urdu For Teenagers For KidsA
Really Funny Jokes For Kids In Hidni For Facebook Status For Facebook For Friends For Girls In English In Urdu For Teenagers For KidsA
Really Funny Jokes For Kids In Hidni For Facebook Status For Facebook For Friends For Girls In English In Urdu For Teenagers For KidsA
Really Funny Jokes For Kids In Hidni For Facebook Status For Facebook For Friends For Girls In English In Urdu For Teenagers For KidsA
Really Funny Jokes For Kids In Hidni For Facebook Status For Facebook For Friends For Girls In English In Urdu For Teenagers For KidsA
Really Funny Jokes For Kids In Hidni For Facebook Status For Facebook For Friends For Girls In English In Urdu For Teenagers For KidsA
Really Funny Jokes For Kids In Hidni For Facebook Status For Facebook For Friends For Girls In English In Urdu For Teenagers For KidsA

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