Friday 10 January 2014

Funny Kids Jokes In Hidni For Facebook Status For Facebook For Friends For Girls In English In Urdu For Teenagers For KidsA

Funny Kids Jokes
Source:-Google.com.pk
Caught in a Wind Storm
A policeman noticed an old lady standing on a street corner during a sudden windstorm.

She was bracing herself by holding a light post with one hand, and she was holding her hat snugly against her head with her other hand. Unfortunately, a strong gust blew her dress upward, and it continued to flap in the wind, exposing her privates for everyone to see.

The policeman asked, "Hey Lady, everybody is taking a look at what you've got. Don't you think that pulling your dress down is more important than worrying about your hat?"

"Look here, Sonny - what these people are looking at is 85 years old, but the *hat* is BRAND NEW!"
Change The Motor Oil
It was the stir of the town when an 80 year old man married a 20 year old girl. After a year she went into the hospital to give birth. The nurse came out to congratulate the fellow saying, 

"This is amazing. How do you do it at your age?"

He answered " You've got to keep that old motor running."

The following year she gave birth again.

The same nurse said "You really are amazing. How do you do it?"

He again said "You've got to keep the old motor running."

The same thing happened the next year.

The nurse said "You must be quite a man."

He responded "You've got to keep that old motor running."

The nurse then said, "Well, you had better change the oil. This one's black."
Changing Sex
"Doctor, doctor!" shouted the woman coming into the doctors office. "I think I'm turning into a man"

The doctor says, " Now hold on little lady, what makes you think that you're turning into a man?" "

Well" said the woman "I'm starting to grow hair on my chest"

The doctor asked, " Well then, how far down your chest is your hair growing? "


She replied, "All the way down to my dick".
Funny Kids Jokes In Hidni For Facebook Status For Facebook For Friends For Girls In English In Urdu For Teenagers For KidsA
Funny Jokes Short In Hidni For Facebook Status For Facebook For Friends For Girls In English In Urdu For Teenagers For KidsA
Funny Jokes Short In Hidni For Facebook Status For Facebook For Friends For Girls In English In Urdu For Teenagers For KidsA
Funny Jokes Short In Hidni For Facebook Status For Facebook For Friends For Girls In English In Urdu For Teenagers For KidsA
Funny Jokes Short In Hidni For Facebook Status For Facebook For Friends For Girls In English In Urdu For Teenagers For KidsA
Funny Jokes Short In Hidni For Facebook Status For Facebook For Friends For Girls In English In Urdu For Teenagers For KidsA
Funny Jokes Short In Hidni For Facebook Status For Facebook For Friends For Girls In English In Urdu For Teenagers For KidsA
Funny Jokes Short In Hidni For Facebook Status For Facebook For Friends For Girls In English In Urdu For Teenagers For KidsA
Funny Jokes Short In Hidni For Facebook Status For Facebook For Friends For Girls In English In Urdu For Teenagers For KidsA
Funny Jokes Short In Hidni For Facebook Status For Facebook For Friends For Girls In English In Urdu For Teenagers For KidsA
Funny Jokes Short In Hidni For Facebook Status For Facebook For Friends For Girls In English In Urdu For Teenagers For KidsA

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