Friday 24 January 2014

Funny Latest Jokes In Hidni For Facebook Status For Facebook For Friends For Girls In English In Urdu For Teenagers For KidsA

Funny Latest Jokes
Source:-Google.com.pk
Girl: Do you hate me?
Boy: Nope, I don't.. I'm just not necessarily excited about your existence.
Q: What's brown and sticky?
A: A stick!
Watching a beautiful girl! That is the major reason for road accidents!
Road Accidents
I wonder that cat's hair is lonely people glitter.
Once a small boy tries to press a doorbell on a house.
I lady noticed that. That boy is very small and the doorbell is too high. Lady thinks that she should help him. So she comes near to him, lifts him and boys rings that doorbell. She asks to that kid: Now what, sweet little man?"
Smart kid replied: Lets run!
I want you to look at me the same way I look at pizza!
Text is useless. I use it to kill roaches in my room.
I have never hated a man enough to give his diamonds back.
Something you mount: "A mountain.."
When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping.
Men invade another country. 
What's long, hard and has cum in it?
A cucumber.
What did the grape do when it got stepped on?
It let out a little wine!
I love tiny, plastic realistic food magnets. I don't know why. They're hilarious.
Keep lecturer or tenure board will be shot.
J C: I have an engineering degree what should i do with?
P K: Sell it at OLX. LoL.
Fastest mode of communication - Tell a girl a rumor and take promise to keep it as a secret.
I always learn from the mistake of others who take my advice.
My train of thought just ran off the track.
"My memory is really so bad" "How bad is it?" "How bad is what?"
A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says "Sorry we don't serve food in here"
Rape is such a horrible word that I would replace it with snuggle!
Me: I want a hot and attractive body.
Me: Does/apply absolutely nothing to achieve this.
Only in math problems can you buy 50 watermelons and nobody asks what the hell is wrong with you.
The biggest critics of my books are the people who never read them.
I love watching scary movies!" *10 minutes later* "Friend walk me to the bathroom.
The natural man has only two primal passions, to get and beget.
That neighbor knocked on my door at 1.15am this morning, can you believe that 1.15am? Luckily for him I was still up playing my drums...
Are you from Toy Story? Because you just gave me a Woody
"The spider is more sacred of you than you're scared of it!" "Oh really, did it tell you that?!"!
Where are otters from?

Otter Space
Funny Latest Jokes In Hidni For Facebook Status For Facebook For Friends For Girls In English In Urdu For Teenagers For KidsA
Funny Latest Jokes In Hidni For Facebook Status For Facebook For Friends For Girls In English In Urdu For Teenagers For KidsA
Funny Latest Jokes In Hidni For Facebook Status For Facebook For Friends For Girls In English In Urdu For Teenagers For KidsA
Funny Latest Jokes In Hidni For Facebook Status For Facebook For Friends For Girls In English In Urdu For Teenagers For KidsA
Funny Latest Jokes In Hidni For Facebook Status For Facebook For Friends For Girls In English In Urdu For Teenagers For KidsA
Funny Latest Jokes In Hidni For Facebook Status For Facebook For Friends For Girls In English In Urdu For Teenagers For KidsA
Funny Latest Jokes In Hidni For Facebook Status For Facebook For Friends For Girls In English In Urdu For Teenagers For KidsA
Funny Latest Jokes In Hidni For Facebook Status For Facebook For Friends For Girls In English In Urdu For Teenagers For KidsA
Funny Latest Jokes In Hidni For Facebook Status For Facebook For Friends For Girls In English In Urdu For Teenagers For KidsA
Funny Latest Jokes In Hidni For Facebook Status For Facebook For Friends For Girls In English In Urdu For Teenagers For KidsA
Funny Latest Jokes In Hidni For Facebook Status For Facebook For Friends For Girls In English In Urdu For Teenagers For KidsA

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