Thursday 9 January 2014

Very Funny Jokes Sms In Hidni For Facebook Status For Facebook For Friends For Girls In English In Urdu For Teenagers For kidsA

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Bragging About their Sons
Three women were sitting around and bragging about their children. The first one says, "You know, my son, he graduated first in his class from Stanford. He's now a doctor, making $250,000 a year in Chicago."

The second woman says, "You know my son, he graduated first in his class from Harvard. He's now a lawyer, making half a million dollars a year and he lives in Los Angeles." 

The last woman says, "You know my son, he never did too well is school. He never went to any university but he now makes one million dollars a year in New York working as a sports repairman." 

The other two women ask "What is a sports repairman?" 

The woman then replies, "He fixes games. You know, hockey games, football games, baseball games..."
Brain Pills

A drunk was sitting in a bar looking at three small brown pellets in his hand. The bartender asked what they were, and the drunk replied "They are brain pills...they make you smart."

The bartender says excitedly, "Give me one." He snatches one from the drunks hand, and gulps it quickly down with water. In a few minutes he comes back over to the drunk and says he doesn't feel any smarter.

"You probably didn't take enough." So the bartender quickly gulps down another one.

Half an hour later the bartender asks for a third pill. This one he looks at with more care. He sniffs it, and tastes it slowly. "Why, this is nothing but sheep manure!"
"See," says the drunk, "you're getting smarter already."
Bridge to Hawaii
A man was walking along a California beach and stumbled across an old lamp. He picked it up and rubbed it and out popped a genie. 

The genie said "OK, OK. You released me from the lamp, blah blah blah. This is the fourth time this month and I'm getting a little sick of these wishes so you can forget about three. You only get one wish!" The man sat and thought about it for a while and said, "I've always wanted to go to Hawaii but I'm scared to fly and I get very seasick. 

Could you build me a bridge to Hawaii so I can drive over there to visit?" 

The genie laughed and said, "That's impossible. Think of the logistics of that! How would the supports ever reach the bottom of the Pacific? Think of how much concrete...how much steel!! No-think of another wish." 

The man said OK and tried to think of a really good wish. Finally, he said, "I've been married and divorced four times. My wives always said that I don't care and that I'm insensitive. So, I wish that I could understand women....know how they feel inside and what they're thinking when they give me the silent treatment....know why they're crying, know what they really want when they say 'nothing'....know how to make them truly happy...."

The genie said, "You want that bridge two lanes or four?"
Very Funny Jokes Sms In Hidni For Facebook Status For Facebook For Friends For Girls In English In Urdu For Teenagers For KidsA
Very Funny Jokes Sms In Hidni For Facebook Status For Facebook For Friends For Girls In English In Urdu For Teenagers For KidsA
Very Funny Jokes Sms In Hidni For Facebook Status For Facebook For Friends For Girls In English In Urdu For Teenagers For KidsA
Very Funny Jokes Sms In Hidni For Facebook Status For Facebook For Friends For Girls In English In Urdu For Teenagers For KidsA
Very Funny Jokes Sms In Hidni For Facebook Status For Facebook For Friends For Girls In English In Urdu For Teenagers For KidsA
Very Funny Jokes Sms In Hidni For Facebook Status For Facebook For Friends For Girls In English In Urdu For Teenagers For KidsA
Very Funny Jokes Sms In Hidni For Facebook Status For Facebook For Friends For Girls In English In Urdu For Teenagers For KidsA
Very Funny Jokes Sms In Hidni For Facebook Status For Facebook For Friends For Girls In English In Urdu For Teenagers For KidsA
Very Funny Jokes Sms In Hidni For Facebook Status For Facebook For Friends For Girls In English In Urdu For Teenagers For KidsA
Very Funny Jokes Sms In Hidni For Facebook Status For Facebook For Friends For Girls In English In Urdu For Teenagers For KidsA
Very Funny Jokes Sms In Hidni For Facebook Status For Facebook For Friends For Girls In English In Urdu For Teenagers For KidsA

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