Friday 24 January 2014

Funny Indian Jokes In Hidni For Facebook Status For Facebook For Friends For Girls In English In Urdu For Teenagers For KidsA

Funny Indian Jokes
Source:-Google.com.pk
1 Chinese, 1 Gora aur 1 Sardar ship mein ja rahe the..
Achanak 1 Jinn aaya aur bola: Samundar me koi cheez pheko, agar maine dhoond li to main tumhe maar dunga, Aur na dhoond paya to main tumhara Gulam!!
Chinese ne Sui phenki.
Jinn ne dhoond li aur use maar diya ..
Gore ne memory card pheka.
Jinn ne dhoond liya aur use bhi maar diya..
Sardar ne kuch phenka..
Gin ne bohot dhuna, dhund dhund ke thak gaya aur puchhne laga.
‘Batao mere aaaka main haar gaya,’
Sardar bola: Main bhi tera baap hu, maine disprin ki goli fenki thi, Chal Beta,
Ghar chal bohot kaam pada hai.
JINN Shocked & SARDAR ROCKED
Santa 2 cigarette ek saath pee raha tha
Santa 2 cigarette ek saath pee raha thaa.
Patni: 2 cigarette kyon peete ho?
Santa: Dost kee yaad aati hai na.. ek meri hoti hai aur ek mere dost ki.
Kuchh dino baad Santa ek hi cigarette peene laga.
Patni ne poochha: Dost ko bhool gaye kya?
Santa: Nahi Pagli, maine cigarette peena chhod diya hai!!!
Aaj subah bhagwan ne Dabang dekhi
Category: Hindi Sms, Winter Sms.
Aaj subah bhagwan ne
‘Dabang’ dekhi aur mood me aa ke kaha
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Aaj aisa Mousam Banayenge ki confuse ho jaoge ki sweater pehne ya raincoat…!!
Hud hud dabang dabang dabang..
Pati pepsi ko samne rakh ke udas baitha tha!
Pati pepsi ko samne rakh ke udas baitha tha!
Patni aayi aur pepsi pi gayi aur boli aaj aap udaas kyon hai?
Pati- aaj to din hi kharab hai
Subah tumse jhagda ho gaya raste me car kharab ho gayi
office late puhncha
boss ne naukri se nikal diya..
ab suicide ke liye pepsi me zaher milaya tha..
wo bhi tum pi gayi :D
Funny Indian Jokes In Hidni For Facebook Status For Facebook For Friends For Girls In English In Urdu For Teenagers For KidsA
Funny Indian Jokes In Hidni For Facebook Status For Facebook For Friends For Girls In English In Urdu For Teenagers For KidsA
Funny Indian Jokes In Hidni For Facebook Status For Facebook For Friends For Girls In English In Urdu For Teenagers For KidsA
Funny Indian Jokes In Hidni For Facebook Status For Facebook For Friends For Girls In English In Urdu For Teenagers For KidsA
Funny Indian Jokes In Hidni For Facebook Status For Facebook For Friends For Girls In English In Urdu For Teenagers For KidsA
Funny Indian Jokes In Hidni For Facebook Status For Facebook For Friends For Girls In English In Urdu For Teenagers For KidsA
Funny Indian Jokes In Hidni For Facebook Status For Facebook For Friends For Girls In English In Urdu For Teenagers For KidsA
Funny Indian Jokes In Hidni For Facebook Status For Facebook For Friends For Girls In English In Urdu For Teenagers For KidsA
Funny Indian Jokes In Hidni For Facebook Status For Facebook For Friends For Girls In English In Urdu For Teenagers For KidsA
Funny Indian Jokes In Hidni For Facebook Status For Facebook For Friends For Girls In English In Urdu For Teenagers For KidsA
Funny Indian Jokes In Hidni For Facebook Status For Facebook For Friends For Girls In English In Urdu For Teenagers For KidsA

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