Friday 24 January 2014

Kids Funny Jokes In Hidni For Facebook Status For Facebook For Friends For Girls In English In Urdu For Teenagers For KidsA

Kids Funny Jokes
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Girl having Lessor height goes to the doctors with a sore fanny, she says can you cure it doctor, he says yes, goes down below with a pair of scissors.
After he finished, she asks: Have you cured it.
Yes, doctor says
But how? Girl asks?
I just cut two inches off the top of your wellies!!
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early.
Interpretation: Don't try above formula to impress your boos. Just kidding. But how smarty he uses the terms early and late just by replacing one with another.
I want you to continue sacking. I don't want people to believe that we've one soft.
For quick personal success, listen to my mantra: 'Please your boss'!
Interpretation: It is strange but true! As I am doing extremely well by doing so. Try your best to make your boss happy, laugh with him, say yes to his all wrong decisions and grow enough.
Mack: What sign were you born under?
Silky: No Parking!
Description: What a hilarious reply. Mack was just asking about her sun-sign but she made him fool by her witty answer. It also refers that she believes in breaking the rules even since from her birth! 
I asked my Grandma if she ever tried 69. And she said, "No, but I have done 53 -- that's all the sailors I could screw in one night."
Explanation: Don't underestimate old people! They are much experienced in everything and their stamina rocks. That is why she surprised he grandson by her reply. Can you imagine? Really so brave but funny too!
Behind every great man is a woman with a hostage.
Life's too short not to take risks joeks Description: They say take risk to get success in life but our comedians say that the span of life is really very very short so why to put in danger by taking risks. Why not to live into our comfort-zones and enjoy watching others doing stupid things. The main motto is to have lots of fun while we are alive. What a cool statement!
Alcohol is never the answer But it does make you forget the question
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker? Description: It is rightly been said that the person who wants to drink finds lots excuse for doing it. So when someone asks them that it is not the right solution for the problem, he immediately replies that alcohol is too good in forgetting all tensions.
If we count sheep to fall asleep, what do they count?
What makes marriage such a great institution? Who wants to live in an institution after all?I was smoking and a beautiful woman asked: So you smoke? Me: Gosh, it’s a miracle. It was a piece of chalk and now it’s in flames!!!
An empty aluminum cigar tube filled with angry wasps makes an inexpensive vibrator.
When someone follows you all the way to the shop and watches you buy toilet roll, you know your life has changed. - 
Everyone hates the sound of their own voice on video?
You can always double your drive space.
How?
By deleting Windows!
There are four animal species a woman needs in her life: Jaguar in her garage, mink in her closet, tiger in her bed! And of-course a donkey to pay her bills!Boy: Wanna hear a joke?
Girl: No thanks. I'm already looking at one.
But for gravity, I'd be a high-flyer.
Kids Funny Jokes In Hidni For Facebook Status For Facebook For Friends For Girls In English In Urdu For Teenagers For KidsA
Kids Funny Jokes In Hidni For Facebook Status For Facebook For Friends For Girls In English In Urdu For Teenagers For KidsA
Kids Funny Jokes In Hidni For Facebook Status For Facebook For Friends For Girls In English In Urdu For Teenagers For KidsA
Kids Funny Jokes In Hidni For Facebook Status For Facebook For Friends For Girls In English In Urdu For Teenagers For KidsA
Kids Funny Jokes In Hidni For Facebook Status For Facebook For Friends For Girls In English In Urdu For Teenagers For KidsA
Kids Funny Jokes In Hidni For Facebook Status For Facebook For Friends For Girls In English In Urdu For Teenagers For KidsA
Kids Funny Jokes In Hidni For Facebook Status For Facebook For Friends For Girls In English In Urdu For Teenagers For KidsA
Kids Funny Jokes In Hidni For Facebook Status For Facebook For Friends For Girls In English In Urdu For Teenagers For KidsA
Kids Funny Jokes In Hidni For Facebook Status For Facebook For Friends For Girls In English In Urdu For Teenagers For KidsA
Kids Funny Jokes In Hidni For Facebook Status For Facebook For Friends For Girls In English In Urdu For Teenagers For KidsA
Kids Funny Jokes In Hidni For Facebook Status For Facebook For Friends For Girls In English In Urdu For Teenagers For KidsA

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