Friday 24 January 2014

Very Funny African Jokes In Hidni For Facebook Status For Facebook For Friends For Girls In English In Urdu For Teenagers For KidsA

Very Funny African Jokes
Source:-Google.com.pk
A man is what a woman marries.
To turn a man into a husband is one of the most delicate plastic operation known to civilization.It requires Hope,Faith and Charity.
If you flatter a man,you bore him to death,
If you don't,he wonders what stuff women are made of.
If you are the type that wears gay colors like bright orange,red,yellow, He gazed on women in subtle colors.
If you are the type that takes the back seat and let him do all the talking,He swears you"ll kill him.
If you talk about marriage,he enters into a shell and answer in Mono-Syllables.
If you don't talk about marriage,he wonders how much longer you intend in playing around.
There is no question you"ll hook him.but there will be a time of tolerance.
Maybe you think im lying(Agree Or Disagree)
Labels: Marriage Jokes
 The Mental Patient's Act of Love
Jim and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. 
One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Jim suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there. 
Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled Jim out. 
When the Head Nurse Director became aware of Edna's heroic act, she immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as she now considered her to be mentally stable. 
When she went to tell Edna the news she said, "Edna, I have good news and bad news. The good news is you're being discharged; since you were able to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of another patient, I have concluded that your act displays that you have a sound mind. The bad news is, Jim, the patient you saved, hung himself in the bathroom with his bathrobe belt right after you saved him. I am so sorry, but he's dead. 
Edna replied, "He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry. How soon can I go home?"
Labels: Hospital
TRUANCY
A brunette, a redhead and a blonde all work in the same office with the same female boss. Every day, they noticed the boss left work early. One day, the girls decided that when the boss left, they'd leave right behind her. After all, she never called or came back, so how was she to know? 
The brunette was thrilled to be home early. She did a little gardening and went to bed early. 
The redhead was elated to be able to get in a quick workout at her spa before meeting a dinner date. 
The blonde was happy, happy, happy to be home, but when she got to her bedroom she heard a muffled noise from inside. Slowly, quietly, she cracked open the door and was mortified to see her husband in bed with HER BOSS!!! Ever so gently, she closed the door and crept out of her house. 
The next day, during their coffee break, the brunette and redhead mentioned leaving early again, and asked the blonde if she was with them. 
"NO WAY," she exclaimed. "I almost got caught yesterday!"
Very Funny African Jokes In Hidni For Facebook Status For Facebook For Friends For Girls In English In Urdu For Teenagers For KidsA
Very Funny African Jokes In Hidni For Facebook Status For Facebook For Friends For Girls In English In Urdu For Teenagers For KidsA
Very Funny African Jokes In Hidni For Facebook Status For Facebook For Friends For Girls In English In Urdu For Teenagers For KidsA
Very Funny African Jokes In Hidni For Facebook Status For Facebook For Friends For Girls In English In Urdu For Teenagers For KidsA
Very Funny African Jokes In Hidni For Facebook Status For Facebook For Friends For Girls In English In Urdu For Teenagers For KidsA
Very Funny African Jokes In Hidni For Facebook Status For Facebook For Friends For Girls In English In Urdu For Teenagers For KidsA
Very Funny African Jokes In Hidni For Facebook Status For Facebook For Friends For Girls In English In Urdu For Teenagers For KidsA
Very Funny African Jokes In Hidni For Facebook Status For Facebook For Friends For Girls In English In Urdu For Teenagers For KidsA
Very Funny African Jokes In Hidni For Facebook Status For Facebook For Friends For Girls In English In Urdu For Teenagers For KidsA
Very Funny African Jokes In Hidni For Facebook Status For Facebook For Friends For Girls In English In Urdu For Teenagers For KidsA
Very Funny African Jokes In Hidni For Facebook Status For Facebook For Friends For Girls In English In Urdu For Teenagers For KidsA

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