Friday, 10 January 2014

A Very Funny Joke In Hidni For Facebook Status For Facebook For Friends For Girls In English In Urdu For Teenagers For KidsA

A Very Funny Joke
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Charged for Stealing a Benz
Carlson was charged with stealing a Mercedes Benz, and after a long trial, the jury acquitted him. Later that day Carlson came back to the judge who had presided at the hearing.

"Your honor," he said, "I wanna get out a warrant for that dirty lawyer of mine."

"Why?" asked the judge. "He won your acquittal. What do you want to have him arrested for?" 

"Well, your honor," replied Carlson, "I didn't have the money to pay his fee, so he went and took the car I stole."
Check Up on his Wife
A jealous husband hires a private detective to check up on his wife. The husband tells the detective, he wants both a written account and as many videos of her in any kind of compromising situations as the man can get.

Two weeks later the detective calls the man and tells him he has all the evidence he needs.

They make an appointment for a meeting. The two of them are sitting there watching the videos. The man sees his wife meeting another man, then the two of them are walking in the park laughing. Another series shows her with a different man laughing and dancing. All together, he watches a dozen or so different activities, each with a different man, each time both she and the man are sharing obvious utter glee.

"Amazing," said the shocked husband, "simply amazing ! I just can't believe it."

"What can't you believe ?" asked the detective, "It's all right there for you to see, plus I have all the times and dates in my log."

"I know, I know!" said the man, still in shock, "I just can't believe my wife could be that much fun."
Chinese named Hans
Walking through Chinatown, a tourist is fascinated with all the Chinese restaurants, shops, signs and banners. He turns a corner and sees a building with the sign, "Hans Olaffsen's Laundry." "Hans Olaffsen?", he muses. "How the heck does that fit in here?" So he walks into the shop and sees an old Chinese gentleman behind the counter.

The tourist asks, "How did this place get a name like "Hans Olaffsen's Laundry?"

The old man answers, "Is name of owner."

The tourist asks, "Well, who and where is the owner?"

"Me, is right here," replies the old man.

"You? How did you ever get a name like Hans Olaffsen?"

"Is simple," says the old man. "Many, many year ago when come to this country, was stand in line at Documentation Center. Man in front was big blonde Swede. Lady look at him and go,

"What your name?" He say, "Hans Olaffsen." then she look at me and go, 'What your name?'"


"I say, Sem Ting."
A Very Funny Joke In Hidni For Facebook Status For Facebook For Friends For Girls In English In Urdu For Teenagers For KidsA
A Very Funny Joke In Hidni For Facebook Status For Facebook For Friends For Girls In English In Urdu For Teenagers For KidsA
A Very Funny Joke In Hidni For Facebook Status For Facebook For Friends For Girls In English In Urdu For Teenagers For KidsA
A Very Funny Joke In Hidni For Facebook Status For Facebook For Friends For Girls In English In Urdu For Teenagers For KidsA
A Very Funny Joke In Hidni For Facebook Status For Facebook For Friends For Girls In English In Urdu For Teenagers For KidsA
A Very Funny Joke In Hidni For Facebook Status For Facebook For Friends For Girls In English In Urdu For Teenagers For KidsA
A Very Funny Joke In Hidni For Facebook Status For Facebook For Friends For Girls In English In Urdu For Teenagers For KidsA
A Very Funny Joke In Hidni For Facebook Status For Facebook For Friends For Girls In English In Urdu For Teenagers For KidsA
A Very Funny Joke In Hidni For Facebook Status For Facebook For Friends For Girls In English In Urdu For Teenagers For KidsA
A Very Funny Joke In Hidni For Facebook Status For Facebook For Friends For Girls In English In Urdu For Teenagers For KidsA
A Very Funny Joke In Hidni For Facebook Status For Facebook For Friends For Girls In English In Urdu For Teenagers For KidsA

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