Friday, 24 January 2014

Hindi Sms Funny Jokes In Hidni For Facebook Status For Facebook For Friends For Girls In English In Urdu For Teenagers For KidsA

Hindi Sms Funny Jokes
Source:-Google.com.pk
Gabbar:O Murgi Tuze 2 Ande Dene Ko Kaha Tha
1 Q Diya? Tuje Mujse Dar Nahi Lagta?
Murgi:Dar Ki Wajah Se 1 Anda Diya hai Waise Mai Murga Hu.

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Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye
Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye
Aur humare dil se awaaz nikalii..
Fiteh Mooh..Tusin Ethe vii aa gaye

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Yamraj ne ek ladke ki jaan le li.
Chitragupt- Is ko waqt se pehle kyon mara?
Yumraj: Kya karun, March end mein target jo pura karna tha.

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Kunwaro se log puchte hai ki tumhari ab tak shaadi kyon nahi huye?
Kunware bhi jor se kahte hai: Jaako rakhe sayeean mar sake na koi.

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Khuda kare tujhe khushiyan hazaar mile,
mujhse bhi achche yaar mile,
meri galfriend tujhe raakhi baandhe aur tujhe ek aur behan ka pyar mile

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kanjusi ka jab oscar diya jayega to sbse pahle tumhara number ayega.
galti se koisms mat kar dena warna oscar kisi aur ko mil jayega.

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Woh bhi kya din the jab log apko diwano ki tarah kiss kiya karte the,
par apkifooti kismat ki un dino aap HUGGIES me hua karte the..

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Badam Khane Se Dimag Me Moch Askti He
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Socho Kese
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Simple
Badam Khane Se Dimag Tez Dorega Or
Tez Dorne Se Moch Askti Hai.

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Us Bewafa
Ki Yaad Me Humne Hathon Me JAAM Utha Liya
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Phir Lagaya
Bread Pe
Aur fatafat
Kha liya.
Moral : love se pehle pet ki suno.

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Pyaar hua ikrar hua he
Pyaar Se Phir Q Darta h DiL
Q Na Dare DiL
Qki-Aaj Kal k Pyar Se Badhta he

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Hindi Sms Funny Jokes In Hidni For Facebook Status For Facebook For Friends For Girls In English In Urdu For Teenagers For KidsA
Hindi Sms Funny Jokes In Hidni For Facebook Status For Facebook For Friends For Girls In English In Urdu For Teenagers For KidsA
Hindi Sms Funny Jokes In Hidni For Facebook Status For Facebook For Friends For Girls In English In Urdu For Teenagers For KidsA
Hindi Sms Funny Jokes In Hidni For Facebook Status For Facebook For Friends For Girls In English In Urdu For Teenagers For KidsA
Hindi Sms Funny Jokes In Hidni For Facebook Status For Facebook For Friends For Girls In English In Urdu For Teenagers For KidsA
Hindi Sms Funny Jokes In Hidni For Facebook Status For Facebook For Friends For Girls In English In Urdu For Teenagers For KidsA
Hindi Sms Funny Jokes In Hidni For Facebook Status For Facebook For Friends For Girls In English In Urdu For Teenagers For KidsA
Hindi Sms Funny Jokes In Hidni For Facebook Status For Facebook For Friends For Girls In English In Urdu For Teenagers For KidsA
Hindi Sms Funny Jokes In Hidni For Facebook Status For Facebook For Friends For Girls In English In Urdu For Teenagers For KidsA
Hindi Sms Funny Jokes In Hidni For Facebook Status For Facebook For Friends For Girls In English In Urdu For Teenagers For KidsA
Hindi Sms Funny Jokes In Hidni For Facebook Status For Facebook For Friends For Girls In English In Urdu For Teenagers For KidsA

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