Friday, 24 January 2014

Sms Funny Jokes In Hidni In Hidni For Facebook Status For Facebook For Friends For Girls In English In Urdu For Teenagers For KidsA

Sms Funny Jokes In Hindi
Source:-Google.com.pk
Doctor jab aapko pata tha ki chipkali aapke muh me ja rahi hai to aap chup kyu the?
Patient isse phele cockroch gaya tha to mujhe laga ki chipkali usko paked legi :D
Jab bhi aapko lage ki ab ham aapke achche friend nahi rahe to
Jab bhi aapko lage ki ab ham aapke achche friend nahi rahe to.

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1 chata maarna khinch ke apne gaal par…
Zyada hi dimaag chalne lage ho aaj kal..
Husband wife Sms Jokes
Wife drinking WHISKEY,
asked “Tum kaun ho?”
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Husband: Pagal ho gayi ho kya?
Apne husband ko bhool gayi?
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Wife: Nasha har gum bhula deta hai…. “Bhaisaab”..!!:D

Agar hote Vir Bhagat Singh to kehte

Kabhi noton ke liye mare,
Kabhi voton ke liye mare,
Kabhi jat-pat ke naam par mare,
Agar hote Vir Bhagat Singh to kehte “Yaar Sukhdev,
Hum bhi kin logon ke liye mare.
Zamin par wo mera naam likhte hai aur mitate hai

Zamin par wo mera naam likhte hai aur mitate hai.

Unka to timepass ho jata hai….
Kambhakt mitti mein hum mil jate hai.
khud par Sabse Jyada proud kab hota hai?

khud par Sabse Jyada proud kab hota hai ?
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Jab usko Exam mein kuch na aata ho,
Aur pichhe se teacher aake kahe,
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Copy chhupa lo Pichhe wala dekh raha hai….
Kasam se seena chaura ho jata hai :’D
Ek aadmi doosrey aadmi sey bola:
“Bivi aur ghadi mey kya faraq hey?”
Wife
Doosra Aadmi bola:
“Ek bigarti hai to bandh ho jati hai……Doosari bigarti hai to “SHUROO” ho jati hai”
Bade ho kar kya banoge
Teacher: Bade ho kar tum kya karoge?
Student: Ji shaadi.
Teacher: Mera matalab, kya banoge?
Student: Ji dulha.
Teacher: Are, mera matlab hai, kya hasil karoge?
Student: Ji DULHAN.
Sandal nikalu kya?
Boy : Jaan-e-man… ees dil me aaja na!
Girl : Sandal nikalu kya?
Boy : Pagli, yeh mandir nahi… aise hi aaja!!
If you will try to kiss

Girl : If you will try to kiss me main shor macha dungi

Kissing

Boy : Lekin yahan to dur tak koi nahi hai.
Girl : I know per formality to karni hi padegi.
Innocence at its best
Ek chote bacche ne apani pregnant mummy se pucha : Isme kya hai?
Pregnant
Mummy : Issme pyara sa Baby hai.

Baccha : Itana pyara tha to khaya kyu ussko?
Sms Funny Jokes In Hidni In Hidni For Facebook Status For Facebook For Friends For Girls In English In Urdu For Teenagers For KidsA
Sms Funny Jokes In Hidni In Hidni For Facebook Status For Facebook For Friends For Girls In English In Urdu For Teenagers For KidsA
Sms Funny Jokes In Hidni In Hidni For Facebook Status For Facebook For Friends For Girls In English In Urdu For Teenagers For KidsA
Sms Funny Jokes In Hidni In Hidni For Facebook Status For Facebook For Friends For Girls In English In Urdu For Teenagers For KidsA
Sms Funny Jokes In Hidni In Hidni For Facebook Status For Facebook For Friends For Girls In English In Urdu For Teenagers For KidsA
Sms Funny Jokes In Hidni In Hidni For Facebook Status For Facebook For Friends For Girls In English In Urdu For Teenagers For KidsA
Sms Funny Jokes In Hidni In Hidni For Facebook Status For Facebook For Friends For Girls In English In Urdu For Teenagers For KidsA
Sms Funny Jokes In Hidni In Hidni For Facebook Status For Facebook For Friends For Girls In English In Urdu For Teenagers For KidsA
Sms Funny Jokes In Hidni In Hidni For Facebook Status For Facebook For Friends For Girls In English In Urdu For Teenagers For KidsA
Sms Funny Jokes In Hidni In Hidni For Facebook Status For Facebook For Friends For Girls In English In Urdu For Teenagers For KidsA
Sms Funny Jokes In Hidni In Hidni For Facebook Status For Facebook For Friends For Girls In English In Urdu For Teenagers For KidsA

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