Friday 10 January 2014

Very Funny Kid Jokes In Hidni For Facebook Status For Facebook For Friends For Girls In English In Urdu For Teenagers For KidsA

Very Funny Kid Jokes
Source:-Google.com.pk
An Elephant meets an Ant. Elephant: Tumhari umer kitni hei? Ant: 25 saal. Elephant: 25 saal or itni choti? Ant: I use LUX.
Sardar ko Mayyat Wale Ghar se mar pad gaye.
.
Wajah?
.
Log Mayyat k 4ro taraf Baraf Rakh k
Ro Rhe The.
.
Woh mayat ko Hila k Bola
.
O bhai Uth! dekh Baraf kharidne
Kitne Grahk aye hai

Admi:Sardar ji aap ka ek dant blue Q hai?
Sardar:Yaar main ne ink lagayi hoyi hai,
Admi:Hain! Wo Q ji
Sardar: oye khoty "bluetooth" da zamana hai.
Examiner:Tell me the name of
this bird by seeing its legs only
Sardar:I dont know.
Examiner:You failed, whats your name
Sardar:See my legs & tell my name...
Sardar ke ghar chor aa gaya,
sardar ne dekha to chor bhaga...
Sardar bhagta bhagta chor se bhi agye nikal gaya..
Sardar:Ek to chori uper se mujhse race..?

Sardar: Aaj ka din bohot bura guzra,
Darwaza khola kundi haath mein,
Nul khola tooti haath mein,
Suitcase uthaya handle haath mein,
Ab dar raha hoon susu karu ke na karun..
Aik sardar kafi wakt ke baad apne country gaya,
Aur matti utha ke bola: Hun apne wattan di matti di khasboo oh nai rai.
Doosra Sardar: Oh gee, tussi mitti nai tatti chuk litti a.

Sardar ne daru pi ke apne apko aaine main dekha or bola isko to kahin dekha hai

Oye ! yaad aaya ye to wahi haramkhor h, jo shadi k album me meri biwi k sath tha..

Aasmaan Jitna Neela Hai.

Sunflower Jitna Peela Hai.

Paani Jitna Geela Hai.

Aap ka Screw Utna Hi Dheela Hai

Qasam hai tukhe meri
maot K bad
meri qabar py mat aana ,,,

" DoSt "

Suna hai tum ?
qabar se
agarbatiya churatey ho,,,

Mere jaise ladke ko kya chahiye?

1 Ladki jo pyar de.
1 Ladki jo achha khana banaye.
1 Ladki jo paisa kamaye.

Aur aisa nasib ke tino ladkiyan ek dusre se mil na paaye.
4 sardar train ke piche bhag rhe the,
2 chad gye, train me pesengar ne kha welldone,
sardar... Khak weldone hum to chhodne aye the jana to unhe tha

Very Funny Kid Jokes In Hidni For Facebook Status For Facebook For Friends For Girls In English In Urdu For Teenagers For KidsA
Very Funny Kid Jokes In Hidni For Facebook Status For Facebook For Friends For Girls In English In Urdu For Teenagers For KidsA
Very Funny Kid Jokes In Hidni For Facebook Status For Facebook For Friends For Girls In English In Urdu For Teenagers For KidsA
Very Funny Kid Jokes In Hidni For Facebook Status For Facebook For Friends For Girls In English In Urdu For Teenagers For KidsA
Very Funny Kid Jokes In Hidni For Facebook Status For Facebook For Friends For Girls In English In Urdu For Teenagers For KidsA
Very Funny Kid Jokes In Hidni For Facebook Status For Facebook For Friends For Girls In English In Urdu For Teenagers For KidsA
Very Funny Kid Jokes In Hidni For Facebook Status For Facebook For Friends For Girls In English In Urdu For Teenagers For KidsA
Very Funny Kid Jokes In Hidni For Facebook Status For Facebook For Friends For Girls In English In Urdu For Teenagers For KidsA
Very Funny Kid Jokes In Hidni For Facebook Status For Facebook For Friends For Girls In English In Urdu For Teenagers For KidsA
Very Funny Kid Jokes In Hidni For Facebook Status For Facebook For Friends For Girls In English In Urdu For Teenagers For KidsA
Very Funny Kid Jokes In Hidni For Facebook Status For Facebook For Friends For Girls In English In Urdu For Teenagers For KidsA

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