Friday 24 January 2014

Funny Hindi Jokes In Hidni For Facebook Status For Facebook For Friends For Girls In English In Urdu For Teenagers For KidsA

Funny Hindi Jokes
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Ek chhoti bacchi apne Papa ke saath ja rahi thi
Ek chhoti bacchi apne Papa ke saath ja rahi thi.
1 Pul par Paani bahut tezi se bah raha tha.

Papa: Beta daro mat, Mera haath pakad lo.
Bacchi: Nahi Papa Aap Mera haath pakad lo.
Papa (Muskura kar bole): Dono me kya Antar hai?

Bacchi: Agar main Aapka haath pakdu aur achanak kuch ho jaaye to shayad, Me Aapka haath chhod du.
LEKIN agar Aap Mera haath pakdenge to, Main janti hu ke chahe kuch bhi ho jaaye.
AAP MERA HAATH KABHI NAHI CHHODENGE…
*GREAT LOVE*

Aaj bhi Bacche haath chhod dete hai, Maa-Baap nahi…
Ek Train ke niche 100 Sardar aa gaye
1 Train ke niche 100 Sardar aa gaye!
99 Mar gaye…
1 Bach gaya

Reporter ne Usse Puchha: Ye Sab Kaise huaa.?

Sardar bola: Galat Announcement ki vajah se,
Announcement huva tha ke Shatabdi Express Platform par aa rahi hai!
To Sab Ghabra k Platform se Utarkar Patri par Aa gaye!
Par Train Platform par nahi,
Patari par Aayi…
Reporter: Aur Aap Samajhdar Nikle Jo Patri par nahi utre!
Sardar: Ji nahi,
Mai to Suicide karne Aaya tha, Announcement Sunkar mai Patri se Hatkar Platform Pe Let gaya tha.
College ke piche nadi mein Principle doob raha tha
Category: College-School Sms, Funny Sms, Hindi Sms, Scroll Down Sms.
College ke piche nadi mein Principle doob raha tha…
Pappu Ne Dekha aur zooor zooor se chillate hue bhaaga..

kal chhutti hai..
kal chhutti hai.. :D
Funny Hindi Jokes In Hidni For Facebook Status For Facebook For Friends For Girls In English In Urdu For Teenagers For KidsA
Funny Hindi Jokes In Hidni For Facebook Status For Facebook For Friends For Girls In English In Urdu For Teenagers For KidsA
Funny Hindi Jokes In Hidni For Facebook Status For Facebook For Friends For Girls In English In Urdu For Teenagers For KidsA
Funny Hindi Jokes In Hidni For Facebook Status For Facebook For Friends For Girls In English In Urdu For Teenagers For KidsA
Funny Hindi Jokes In Hidni For Facebook Status For Facebook For Friends For Girls In English In Urdu For Teenagers For KidsA
Funny Hindi Jokes In Hidni For Facebook Status For Facebook For Friends For Girls In English In Urdu For Teenagers For KidsA
Funny Hindi Jokes In Hidni For Facebook Status For Facebook For Friends For Girls In English In Urdu For Teenagers For KidsA
Funny Hindi Jokes In Hidni For Facebook Status For Facebook For Friends For Girls In English In Urdu For Teenagers For KidsA
Funny Hindi Jokes In Hidni For Facebook Status For Facebook For Friends For Girls In English In Urdu For Teenagers For KidsA
Funny Hindi Jokes In Hidni For Facebook Status For Facebook For Friends For Girls In English In Urdu For Teenagers For KidsA
Funny Hindi Jokes In Hidni For Facebook Status For Facebook For Friends For Girls In English In Urdu For Teenagers For KidsA

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