Friday 24 January 2014

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Not Very Funny Jokes
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No be small Wahala oooooooooooo
Two men met at a bus stop and struck up a conversation. One of them
kept complaining of family problems. Finally, the other man said:
"You think you have family problems? Listen to my situation. A few
years ago I met a young widow with a grown-up daughter and we got
married. 
"Later my father married my step daughter. That made my stepdaughter my stepmother and my father became my stepson. Also,my wife became mother in-law of her father-in-law.
Then the daughter of my wife, my stepmother, had a son. This boy was my half-brother because he was my father's son, but he was also the son of my wife's daughter which made him my wife's grand-son.That made me the grandfather of my half-brother.
"This was nothing until my wife and I had a son. Now the half-sister of my son, my stepmother, is also the grandmother. "This makes my father the brother-in-law of my child, whose stepsister is my father's wife, I'm my stepmother's brother-in-law, my wife is her own child's aunt, my son is my father's nephew and I'm My own son's grandfather! And you think you have family wahala
Marriage Rules and Regulations
A typical macho man married typical good-looking lady and after the wedding, he laid down the following rules:
"I'll be home when I want, if I want and at what time I want-and I don't expect any hassle from you. I expect a great dinner to be on the table unless I tell you that I won't be home for dinner. I'll go hunting, fishing, boozing and card-playing when I want with my old buddies and don't you give me a hard time about it. Those are my rules. Any comments?"
His new bride said, "No, that's fine with me. Just understand that there will be sex here at seven o'clock every night, whether you're here or not."
Labels: Marriage Jokes
Marriage Rules and Regulations
A typical macho man married typical good-looking lady and after the wedding, he laid down the following rules:
"I'll be home when I want, if I want and at what time I want-and I don't expect any hassle from you. I expect a great dinner to be on the table unless I tell you that I won't be home for dinner. I'll go hunting, fishing, boozing and card-playing when I want with my old buddies and don't you give me a hard time about it. Those are my rules. Any comments?"
His new bride said, "No, that's fine with me. Just understand that there will be sex here at seven o'clock every night, whether you're here or not."
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This Thing Called Men
It has two feet,two arms,but never more than one idea on its head or a button on its shirt.
Labels: Office Jokes
The Ghananian Lady
There was an Ghanaian lady married to a English gentleman who had moved to London. The poor lady was not very proficient in English, but any how managed to communicate with her husband. The real problem arose whenever she had to shop for groceries. 
One day, she went to the butcher and wanted to buy pork legs. She didn't know how to put forward her request, and in desperation, lifted up her skirt to show her thighs. The butcher got the message and the lady went home with pork legs. 
The next day, she needed to get chicken breasts. Again, she didn't know how to say it, and so unbuttoned her blouse to show the butcher her breasts. The lady got what she wanted. 
The 3rd day, the poor lady needed to buy sausages. She brought her husband to the store and , 
What do u think happened?
Labels: Marriage Jokes
Anntiversary Gift
Kofi and his wife Adjoa live in USA. Kofi asks his wife, what she wants for their 20th wedding anniversary. 
"Would you like a diamond ring?" he asks. 
"Not really," says Adjoa. 
"Well how about a new Mercedes sports car?" says Kofi. 
"No," she responds. 
"What about a new home in Ghana?" he suggests. 
She again rejects his offer with a "No thanks." 
"Well, what would you like for your anniversary?" Kofi asks. 
"Kofi, I'd like a divorce," answers Adjoa. 

"Sorry, I wasn't planning to spend that much," says Adjoa.
Not Very Funny Jokes Hidni For Facebook Status For Facebook For Friends For Girls In English In Urdu For Teenagers For KidsA
Not Very Funny Jokes Hidni For Facebook Status For Facebook For Friends For Girls In English In Urdu For Teenagers For KidsA
Not Very Funny Jokes Hidni For Facebook Status For Facebook For Friends For Girls In English In Urdu For Teenagers For KidsA
Not Very Funny Jokes Hidni For Facebook Status For Facebook For Friends For Girls In English In Urdu For Teenagers For KidsA
Not Very Funny Jokes Hidni For Facebook Status For Facebook For Friends For Girls In English In Urdu For Teenagers For KidsA
Not Very Funny Jokes Hidni For Facebook Status For Facebook For Friends For Girls In English In Urdu For Teenagers For KidsA
Not Very Funny Jokes Hidni For Facebook Status For Facebook For Friends For Girls In English In Urdu For Teenagers For KidsA
Not Very Funny Jokes Hidni For Facebook Status For Facebook For Friends For Girls In English In Urdu For Teenagers For KidsA
Not Very Funny Jokes Hidni For Facebook Status For Facebook For Friends For Girls In English In Urdu For Teenagers For KidsA
Not Very Funny Jokes Hidni For Facebook Status For Facebook For Friends For Girls In English In Urdu For Teenagers For KidsA
Not Very Funny Jokes Hidni For Facebook Status For Facebook For Friends For Girls In English In Urdu For Teenagers For KidsA

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