Friday 10 January 2014

Funny Jokes Short In Hidni For Facebook Status For Facebook For Friends For Girls In English In Urdu For Teenagers For KidsA

Funny Jokes Short
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Car Pooling
For the second time in a row, I was forced to impose on the woman with whom I carpooled to our children's soccer practices. I phoned and explained that my husband had the car again, so I wouldn't be able to take my turn.

A few minutes before she was due to pick up my son, my husband showed up. Since it was too late for me to call and say I could drive after all, I asked my husband to hide the car in the garage and to stay inside. I also explained to my son that he shouldn't mention anything about his father's whereabouts.

Unfortunately, my husband forgot and was in front of our house chatting with a friend when my carpool partner arrived. When my son returned from practice, I asked him if she had noticed.

"Yes," he replied, "she asked me which of the two men in front of the house was my father. But don't worry. I told her I didn't know."
Caught by the Cop
A man and his wife were driving on the highway when a state policeman appeared in their mirror, obviously wanting them to pull over.The man pulls over, and the officer approaches the car.

State cop: "License and registration please."

Man: "I`m sorry officer, what seems to be the problem?"

State cop: "I clocked you on radar doing 75mph."

Man: "There must be some mistake, I was only going 65."

Wife: "Oh Harold, you were going at least 80!"

State cop: "I`m also citing you for having a tail light out."

Man: "But officer, I wasn`t aware it was out."

Wife: "Oh Harold, you know it`s been out for two months."

State cop: "I`m also fining you for not wearing your seat belt."

Man: "But officer, I just took it off as you were approaching my car."

Wife: "Oh Harold, you know you never wear your seat belt."

Man: "Listen you dumb *&^%$, shut your !@#$` mouth!!!"

State cop: "Ma`am, does he always talk to you this way?"


Wife: "Only when he`s drunk......."

Funny Jokes Short In Hidni For Facebook Status For Facebook For Friends For Girls In English In Urdu For Teenagers For KidsA
Funny Jokes Short In Hidni For Facebook Status For Facebook For Friends For Girls In English In Urdu For Teenagers For KidsA
Funny Jokes Short In Hidni For Facebook Status For Facebook For Friends For Girls In English In Urdu For Teenagers For KidsA
Funny Jokes Short In Hidni For Facebook Status For Facebook For Friends For Girls In English In Urdu For Teenagers For KidsA
Funny Jokes Short In Hidni For Facebook Status For Facebook For Friends For Girls In English In Urdu For Teenagers For KidsA
Funny Jokes Short In Hidni For Facebook Status For Facebook For Friends For Girls In English In Urdu For Teenagers For KidsA
Funny Jokes Short In Hidni For Facebook Status For Facebook For Friends For Girls In English In Urdu For Teenagers For KidsA
Funny Jokes Short In Hidni For Facebook Status For Facebook For Friends For Girls In English In Urdu For Teenagers For KidsA
Funny Jokes Short In Hidni For Facebook Status For Facebook For Friends For Girls In English In Urdu For Teenagers For KidsA
Funny Jokes Short In Hidni For Facebook Status For Facebook For Friends For Girls In English In Urdu For Teenagers For KidsA
Funny Jokes Short In Hidni For Facebook Status For Facebook For Friends For Girls In English In Urdu For Teenagers For KidsA

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