Wednesday 1 January 2014

Very Funny Jokes In Hidni For Facebook Status For Facebook For Friends For Girls In English In Urdu For Teenagers For KidsA

Very Funny Jokes
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A farmer and a son live on a farm. The farmer is sitting in the kitchen when his son comes in from the barn with a large glass of white liquid. He is so excited because he's just milked a cow. Then he takes a big drink from the glass. His father just stares at him. 
"Son, we don't have a cow. We have a bull."
Some of the lamest jokes of all time!

What do massage therapists eat for dinner? Spa-ghetti.

Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

Whats blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint!

Why was the chicken happy? Everything was eggcellent.

What do you call a video of pedestrians? Footage.

Why do fish live in saltwater? Pepper makes them sneeze.

What’s the strongest bird? A crane.

What insect is good at math? An account-ant.

What wobbles as it flies? A jelly-copter.

Now for one of my favorite:

What happened to the wooden car made of wooden wheels and a wooden engine?

It wooden go!!!
A 60-year-old man is getting his annual physical:
- Doc, do you think I'll live another 40 years so I can reach 100?
- That depends," says the doctor. Do you smoke?
- No
- Do you drink?
- No
- Do you fool around with loose women?
- Of course not
- Well, then, why the hell do you want to live for another 40 years?
A Nobel award winning physicist, who was afraid of flying, was on speaking tour of the nation’s top colleges. He travelled by limousine to each destination to give his speech. After two dozen engagements, the physicist and the limousine driver were having dinner before the next speech. The limousine driver commented that he’d heard the speech enough times, and that even though he didn’t understand it, he felt as if he could deliver it word-for-word. So the physicist agreed to trade places and let him give the speech, and the physicist would sit in the back and wear the limousine driver’s uniform. After giving the speech flawlessly, the limousine driver opened the floor for questions from the students (typically there were none). However, at this particular University there was a rather egotistical student who thought he was smart enough to compete mentally with the Nobel physicist. The question took 5 minutes to get out and would require a rather lengthy explanation and some complex calculus to answer. Without batting an eye, the limousine driver responded to the young student by saying, “The answer to that question is so easy, I’ll let my limousine driver, seated in the back, respond.”
So the Bears were looking for a new quarterback.
The coach had put together the perfect team for the Chicago Bears. The only thing that was missing was a good quarterback. He had scouted all the colleges and even the Canadian and European Leagues, but he couldn’t find a ringer who could ensure a Super Bowl win.
Then one night while watching CNN he saw a war-zone scene in Afghanistan . In one corner of the background, he spotted a young Afghan Muslim soldier with a truly incredible arm. He threw a hand-grenade straight into a 15th story window 100 yards away.
KABOOM!
He threw another hand-grenade 75 yards away, right into a chimney.
KA-BLOOEY!
Then he threw another at a passing car going 90 mph.
BULLS-EYE!
“I’ve got to get this guy!” Coach said to himself. “He has the perfect arm!”
So, he brings him to the States and teaches him the great game of football. And the Bears go on to win the Super Bowl.
The young Afghan is hailed as the great hero of football, and when the coach asks him what he wants, all the young man wants is to call his mother.
“Mom,” he says into the phone, “I just won the Super Bowl!”
“I don’t want to talk to you”, the old Muslim woman says.”You are not my son!”
“I don’t think you understand, Mother,” the young man pleads. “I’ve won the greatest sporting event in the world. I’m here among thousands of my adoring fans.”
“No! Let me tell you!” his mother retorts. “At this very moment, there are gunshots all around us. The neighborhood is a pile of rubble. Your two brothers were beaten within an inch of their lives last week, and I have to keep your sister in the house so she doesn’t get raped!” The old lady pauses, and then tearfully says, “I will never forgive you for making us move to Chicago !!!!
Very Funny Jokes In Hidni For Facebook Status For Facebook For Friends For Girls In English In Urdu For Teenagers For KidsA
Very Funny Jokes In Hidni For Facebook Status For Facebook For Friends For Girls In English In Urdu ForTeenagers For KidsA
Very Funny Jokes In Hidni For Facebook Status For Facebook For Friends For Girls In English In Urdu For Teenagers For KidsA
Very Funny Jokes In Hidni For Facebook Status For Facebook For Friends For Girls In English In Urdu For Teenagers For KidsA
Very Funny Jokes In Hidni For Facebook Status For Facebook For Friends For Girls In English In Urdu For Teenagers For KidsA
Very Funny Jokes In Hidni For Facebook Status For Facebook For Friends For Girls In English In Urdu For Teenagers For KidsA
Very Funny Jokes In Hidni For Facebook Status For Facebook For Friends For Girls In English In Urdu For Teenagers For KidsA
Very Funny Jokes In Hidni For Facebook Status For Facebook For Friends For Girls In English In Urdu For Teenagers For KidsA

Very Funny Jokes In Hidni For Facebook Status For Facebook For Friends For Girls In English In Urdu For Teenagers For KidsA
Very Funny Jokes In Hidni For Facebook Status For Facebook For Friends For Girls In English In Urdu For Teenagers For KidsA
Very Funny Jokes In Hidni For Facebook Status For Facebook For Friends For Girls In English In Urdu For Teenagers For KidsA

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