Friday, 24 January 2014

Real Funny Jokes In Hidni For Facebook Status For Facebook For Friends For Girls In English In Urdu For Teenagers For KidsA

Real Funny Jokes
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'Are you athletic?' Yes, I surf the Web.
Why is it so hot in a stadium after a football game?
Because all the fans have left.
I am forever alone.. Ops.. Correction, forever available.
So much to do, so little time.
It was love at first site - The love with Internet. 
Smoking weed doesn't make me a bad person, just like going to church doesn't make you a good person.
There is always a negative person who demotivates your ideas by adding 'What if'.
So there's these 2 muffins in an oven.
They're both sitting, just chilling and getting baked.
And one of them yells "God Damn, it's hot in here!"
And the other muffin replies "Holy Crap, a talking muffin!"
"I wasn't that drunk..." "Dude, you were in my bathroom begging my sponge for the krabby patty formula."
Men are liars.
But we lie about lying if we have to.
Ask me if I'm Sky!
Are you a Sky?
No.!
A kiss can be 10 times more effective than morphine in reducing pain by triggering the body's natural painkillers.
How do you turn a dish washer into a snow blower?
Give her a shovel.
If a man smiles all the time, he’s probably selling something that doesn’t work.
How do you know all men are idiots?
I married their king!
In class I learn I can fudge answers and get away with it.
Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.
Yes, I do can take a joke. That just wasn't funny.
Mother-in-law is a woman who destroys her son-in-law's peace of mind by giving him a piece of hers.
A bachelor is a selfish, undeserving guy who has cheated some woman out of a divorce.
What is a committee? A group of the unwilling, picked from the unfit, to do the unnecessary.
Brain damage is what we were after– chromosome damage was just gravy.
A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort.
What do you call two blondes in a freezer?
Real Funny Jokes In Hidni For Facebook Status For Facebook For Friends For Girls In English In Urdu For Teenagers For KidsA
Real Funny Jokes In Hidni For Facebook Status For Facebook For Friends For Girls In English In Urdu For Teenagers For KidsA
Real Funny Jokes In Hidni For Facebook Status For Facebook For Friends For Girls In English In Urdu For Teenagers For KidsA
Real Funny Jokes In Hidni For Facebook Status For Facebook For Friends For Girls In English In Urdu For Teenagers For KidsA
Real Funny Jokes In Hidni For Facebook Status For Facebook For Friends For Girls In English In Urdu For Teenagers For KidsA
Real Funny Jokes In Hidni For Facebook Status For Facebook For Friends For Girls In English In Urdu For Teenagers For KidsA
Real Funny Jokes In Hidni For Facebook Status For Facebook For Friends For Girls In English In Urdu For Teenagers For KidsA
Real Funny Jokes In Hidni For Facebook Status For Facebook For Friends For Girls In English In Urdu For Teenagers For KidsA
Real Funny Jokes In Hidni For Facebook Status For Facebook For Friends For Girls In English In Urdu For Teenagers For KidsA
Real Funny Jokes In Hidni For Facebook Status For Facebook For Friends For Girls In English In Urdu For Teenagers For KidsA
Real Funny Jokes In Hidni For Facebook Status For Facebook For Friends For Girls In English In Urdu For Teenagers For KidsA

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