Wednesday 22 January 2014

Funny Jokes In Hindi In Hindi For Kids In Hidni For Facebook Status For Facebook For Friends For Girls In English In Urdu For Teenagers For KidsA

Funny Jokes In Hindi
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SANTA ~Apka kutta to sher jaisa dikhta hai kya khilate ho ise,..?

BANTA ~abe wo sher hi hai saala PYAAR-WYAAR k chakkar me kutte jaisa dikhne laga hai.

SANTA:maine apni beti ka shaadi sirf 1500rs mein kiya.
BANTA:woh kaise?
SANTA:maine use 1500 ka ek mobile dilaaya. usne love marriage karliy

Santa- muje zehar dena
Chemist- pehle Dr. Se lekhwa k lao.
Santa-apni shaadi ka card dikhata h.
Chemist- bus kar bhai rulayega kya,badi bottle du ya
chhoti.

Master- 2 me se 2 gye to kitne rhe?
Sardar-samjh me nhi aya masterji.
Mster-Beta tumare pas 2 Roti h,tumne 2 roti khali,tumare pas kya bacha?
Sardar-sabji..!

2 Sardar train k piche bhaag rahe the..
Ek chadh gaya, to train me logo ne kaha"WELL DONE"

Sardar-khak wel done,Jana to use tha,

Mai to chhodne aya tha!!

Santa-What's D Difference Between Mother's & GF's Tears?

Classic Answer By Banta-

Mother's Tears Effect Our HEART & GF's Tears Effect Our POCKET...
Sardar Roz Subha 50 ladkiya mera intezar karti hain
man- are wah Vo kaise?
sardar- Main Girls collage ka busdriver Hu na.

Snta Pe Bijli Ki Taar Gir Gayi:
Snta Tdp Tdp k Mrne Hi Wala Tha.
Ki
Use Yad Aya,
Bijli to 2 Din Se Bnd h. Wapas uth gya or bola, ' Sala! dara diya.
Teacher - un do kings ka naam batao jinhone duniya ke logo ko nayi raah pe chalaya.....
Santa - sir
1.SMO KING

2.DRIN KING.. . .

santa ws painting his home suddenly
he got an idea 2 save money
he painted d upper part of d wall n wrote below..!

Same as above

Train me Warning likhi thi.....
.
Bina Ticket safar krne wale Yaatri Hoshiyaar..
.
santa- Waah , toh jisne ticket li woh Chutiye ???

Santa ne apne 6 month k baby ki birthday party rakhi,
.
Kisine pucha: 6month k baby ka b'day kaise?
,
Santa: hum semester system ko follow karte hai.
Funny Jokes In Hindi In Hindi For Kids In Hidni For Facebook Status For Facebook For Friends For Girls In English In Urdu For Teenagers For KidsA
Funny Jokes In Hindi In Hindi For Kids In Hidni For Facebook Status For Facebook For Friends For Girls In English In Urdu For Teenagers For KidsA
Funny Jokes In Hindi In Hindi For Kids In Hidni For Facebook Status For Facebook For Friends For Girls In English In Urdu For Teenagers For KidsA
Funny Jokes In Hindi In Hindi For Kids In Hidni For Facebook Status For Facebook For Friends For Girls In English In Urdu For Teenagers For KidsA
Funny Jokes In Hindi In Hindi For Kids In Hidni For Facebook Status For Facebook For Friends For Girls In English In Urdu For Teenagers For KidsA
Funny Jokes In Hindi In Hindi For Kids In Hidni For Facebook Status For Facebook For Friends For Girls In English In Urdu For Teenagers For KidsA
Funny Jokes In Hindi In Hindi For Kids In Hidni For Facebook Status For Facebook For Friends For Girls In English In Urdu For Teenagers For KidsA
Funny Jokes In Hindi In Hindi For Kids In Hidni For Facebook Status For Facebook For Friends For Girls In English In Urdu For Teenagers For KidsA
Funny Jokes In Hindi In Hindi For Kids In Hidni For Facebook Status For Facebook For Friends For Girls In English In Urdu For Teenagers For KidsA
Funny Jokes In Hindi In Hindi For Kids In Hidni For Facebook Status For Facebook For Friends For Girls In English In Urdu For Teenagers For KidsA
Funny Jokes In Hindi In Hindi For Kids In Hidni For Facebook Status For Facebook For Friends For Girls In English In Urdu For Teenagers For KidsA

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