Thursday 16 January 2014

Short Funny Jokes For Kids In Hindi For Kids In Hidni For Facebook Status For Facebook For Friends For Girls In English In Urdu For Teenagers For KidsA

Short Funny Jokes For Kids
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It was love at first site - The love with Internet. 

Smoking weed doesn't make me a bad person, just like going to church doesn't make you a good person.

There is always a negative person who demotivates your ideas by adding 'What if'.

So there's these 2 muffins in an oven.
They're both sitting, just chilling and getting baked.
And one of them yells "God Damn, it's hot in here!"
And the other muffin replies "Holy Crap, a talking muffin!"

"I wasn't that drunk..." "Dude, you were in my bathroom begging my sponge for the krabby patty formula."

Men are liars.
But we lie about lying if we have to.

Ask me if I'm Sky!
Are you a Sky?
No.!

A kiss can be 10 times more effective than morphine in reducing pain by triggering the body's natural painkillers.

How do you turn a dish washer into a snow blower?
Give her a shovel.

If a man smiles all the time, he’s probably selling something that doesn’t work.

How do you know all men are idiots?
I married their king!

In class I learn I can fudge answers and get away with it.

Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.

Yes, I do can take a joke. That just wasn't funny.

Mother-in-law is a woman who destroys her son-in-law's peace of mind by giving him a piece of hers.

A bachelor is a selfish, undeserving guy who has cheated some woman out of a divorce.

What is a committee? A group of the unwilling, picked from the unfit, to do the unnecessary.

Brain damage is what we were after– chromosome damage was just gravy.

A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort.

What do you call two blondes in a freezer?
Frosted flakes.

My commitment is to truth, not consistency.

Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.

My life is as good as a romantic comedy except there's no romance and it's just me laughing at my own jokes.

I am sure that I am an awesome singer but when no one is listening.

I get irritation when new parents ask who the baby looks like. It was born 15 minutes ago, it looks like a potato.

The number one problem in our country is apathy, but who cares!

A conclusion is simply the place where someone got tired of thinking.

There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

There's too much blood in my caffeine system.

Her friend asked her how to spell pen is, and she told - you should have asked me last night. It was at the tip of my tongue.

You hate the moment when you wash your car and it rains later

Patrick: I'm mad. Spongebob: Why's that? Patrick: I can't see my forehead.

Don’t bother me. I’m living happily ever after.

By the time a man realizes that his father was right, he has a son who thinks he’s wrong.

"EVERYONE SHUT UP" *answers phone* "Hi Dad.."

It’s not who wins or loses, it’s who keeps score.

I’m as single as a dollar and I’m not looking for change.

I’m passing directly from barbarism to decadence..

Yeah officer, I saw the "speed limit" sign, I just didn't see you!

I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.

Earth is full. Go home.

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall?

Dam!
Short Funny Jokes For Kids In Hindi For Kids In Hidni For Facebook Status For Facebook For Friends For Girls In English In Urdu For Teenagers For KidsA
Short Funny Jokes For Kids In Hindi For Kids In Hidni For Facebook Status For Facebook For Friends For Girls In English In Urdu For Teenagers For KidsA
Short Funny Jokes For Kids In Hindi For Kids In Hidni For Facebook Status For Facebook For Friends For Girls In English In Urdu For Teenagers For KidsA
Short Funny Jokes For Kids In Hindi For Kids In Hidni For Facebook Status For Facebook For Friends For Girls In English In Urdu For Teenagers For KidsA
Short Funny Jokes For Kids In Hindi For Kids In Hidni For Facebook Status For Facebook For Friends For Girls In English In Urdu For Teenagers For KidsA
Short Funny Jokes For Kids In Hindi For Kids In Hidni For Facebook Status For Facebook For Friends For Girls In English In Urdu For Teenagers For KidsA
Short Funny Jokes For Kids In Hindi For Kids In Hidni For Facebook Status For Facebook For Friends For Girls In English In Urdu For Teenagers For KidsA
Short Funny Jokes For Kids In Hindi For Kids In Hidni For Facebook Status For Facebook For Friends For Girls In English In Urdu For Teenagers For KidsA
Short Funny Jokes For Kids In Hindi For Kids In Hidni For Facebook Status For Facebook For Friends For Girls In English In Urdu For Teenagers For KidsA
Short Funny Jokes For Kids In Hindi For Kids In Hidni For Facebook Status For Facebook For Friends For Girls In English In Urdu For Teenagers For KidsA
Short Funny Jokes For Kids In Hindi For Kids In Hidni For Facebook Status For Facebook For Friends For Girls In English In Urdu For Teenagers For KidsA

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