Friday 24 January 2014

Funny Adult Jokes In Hidni For Facebook Status For Facebook For Friends For Girls In English In Urdu For Teenagers For KidsA

Funny Adult Jokes
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Morning things --
Me: okay it's 7 am
Me: I should get up me: just five seconds
Me: 5 minutes
Me: 5 hours
Me: 5 days
Me: 5 years
When I am at t work and don’t know what to do, I just tend to walk fast and try to look worried.
I wonder If a bra is called an 'over the shoulder bolder holder', then what would you call men underwear?
It would be known as under the but nut hut?
Hey officer! There's a bomb in my gallery!
Officer: Don't worry. If no one claims it within 2 days, you can keep it.
Man goes to the vet about his dogs fleas. The vet: 'I'm sorry, I'll have to put this dog down.' Man asks why. 'Because he's far too heavy.'
Don't give a woman advice; one should never give a woman anything she can't wear in the evening.
A guy on his 50th wedding anniversary: "Fifty years! It's like three minutes...under water.
It's funny when people are telling you a story and you're just thinking 'lie lie lie' but you go along with it anyway..
It's your money. You paid for it.
Man: There is a strawberry growing out of my head.
Dr: I'll give you some cream to put on it.
I've had amnesia as long as I can remember.
Life is anything that dies when you stomp on it.
He who laughs last, thinks the slowest.
A man was complaining to a friend: "I HAD IT ALL - MONEY, A BEAUTIFUL HOUSE, THE LOVE OF A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN, THEN POW! IT WAS ALL GONE." "WHAT HAPPENED?" asked his friend. He says "MY WIFE FOUND OUT."
What kind of shoes are made from bananas skins?
Slippers.
Husband: a man who buys his football tickets four months in advance and waits until the day before his anniversary to buy his wife a gift.
What do UFO's and smart blondes have in common?
You keep hearing about them, but never see any.
Funny Adult Jokes In Hidni For Facebook Status For Facebook For Friends For Girls In English In Urdu For Teenagers For KidsA
Funny Adult Jokes In Hidni For Facebook Status For Facebook For Friends For Girls In English In Urdu For Teenagers For KidsA
Funny Adult Jokes In Hidni For Facebook Status For Facebook For Friends For Girls In English In Urdu For Teenagers For KidsA
Funny Adult Jokes In Hidni For Facebook Status For Facebook For Friends For Girls In English In Urdu For Teenagers For KidsA
Funny Adult Jokes In Hidni For Facebook Status For Facebook For Friends For Girls In English In Urdu For Teenagers For KidsA
Funny Adult Jokes In Hidni For Facebook Status For Facebook For Friends For Girls In English In Urdu For Teenagers For KidsA
Funny Adult Jokes In Hidni For Facebook Status For Facebook For Friends For Girls In English In Urdu For Teenagers For KidsA
Funny Adult Jokes In Hidni For Facebook Status For Facebook For Friends For Girls In English In Urdu For Teenagers For KidsA
Funny Adult Jokes In Hidni For Facebook Status For Facebook For Friends For Girls In English In Urdu For Teenagers For KidsA
Funny Adult Jokes In Hidni For Facebook Status For Facebook For Friends For Girls In English In Urdu For Teenagers For KidsA
Funny Adult Jokes In Hidni For Facebook Status For Facebook For Friends For Girls In English In Urdu For Teenagers For KidsA

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