Friday, 24 January 2014

Latest Funny Jokes In Hidni For Facebook Status For Facebook For Friends For Girls In English In Urdu For Teenagers For KidsA

Latest Funny Jokes
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What did the birdy say when it flew over wal-mart?
cheap cheap cheap!
Mark: What's 5Q plus 5Q?
Lucy: TenQ?
Mark: You're welcome!
You have an inferiority complex and it is fully justified.
What's brown and runny?
Usain Bolt.
Why are women so bad at parking?
Because they’re always being lied to about what 8 inches really is!
How do you turn a dish washer into a snow blower?
Give her a shovel.
When I look into your eyes, I see straight through to the back of your head.
How do you know you live in the real world?
You get evicted now and again!
Why don't skeletons fight each other?
They don't have the guts.
What did the judge say when the skunk walked in the court room?
Odor in the court.
What do you call a man who inherits a dairy?
Well.. A Dairy Heir!
When a nickname for a slim person: "Slimy.." 
What would it be for a liquid: "Paint.."
A general noticed one of his soldiers behaving oddly. The soldier would pick up any piece of paper he found, frown and say: "That's not it" and put it down again. This went on for some time, until the general arranged to have the soldier psychologically tested. The psychologist concluded that the soldier was deranged, and wrote out his discharge from the army. 
The soldier picked it up, smiled and said: "That's it."
Interviewee: Tell me, why did you leave your previous job?"
Interviewer: The company relocated and they did not inform me where!
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
You think it's the "R" but it's really the "C".
Latest Funny Jokes In Hidni For Facebook Status For Facebook For Friends For Girls In English In Urdu For Teenagers For KidsA
Latest Funny Jokes In Hidni For Facebook Status For Facebook For Friends For Girls In English In Urdu For Teenagers For KidsA
Latest Funny Jokes In Hidni For Facebook Status For Facebook For Friends For Girls In English In Urdu For Teenagers For KidsA
Latest Funny Jokes In Hidni For Facebook Status For Facebook For Friends For Girls In English In Urdu For Teenagers For KidsA
Latest Funny Jokes In Hidni For Facebook Status For Facebook For Friends For Girls In English In Urdu For Teenagers For KidsA
Latest Funny Jokes In Hidni For Facebook Status For Facebook For Friends For Girls In English In Urdu For Teenagers For KidsA
Latest Funny Jokes In Hidni For Facebook Status For Facebook For Friends For Girls In English In Urdu For Teenagers For KidsA
Latest Funny Jokes In Hidni For Facebook Status For Facebook For Friends For Girls In English In Urdu For Teenagers For KidsA
Latest Funny Jokes In Hidni For Facebook Status For Facebook For Friends For Girls In English In Urdu For Teenagers For KidsA
Latest Funny Jokes In Hidni For Facebook Status For Facebook For Friends For Girls In English In Urdu For Teenagers For KidsA
Latest Funny Jokes In Hidni For Facebook Status For Facebook For Friends For Girls In English In Urdu For Teenagers For KidsA

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