Thursday, 9 January 2014

Hindi Very Funny Jokes In Hidni For Facebook Status For Facebook For Friends For Girls In English In Urdu For Teenagers For KidsA

Hindi Very Funny Jokes
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Santa apne dost Banta se apni biwi kee shikaayat kar rahaa tha – “kal raat meri Wife neend mein jor-jor se haath-paanv patak rahi thee aur badbadaa rahee thee  - NO Rahul !… NO, NO … Plssss … NO !!!’

Banta – “toh isme gussa hone waali konsi baat hai … After all she said NO !”
Ek aadmi ek khatarnaak Sherni khareed kar ghar le aaya.

Padosiyon ne poochha – “Bhaai ye sherni kyon le aaye ?”

Aadmi ne udaas swar me bataaya – “LAST MONTH meri WIFE gujar gai naa … toh ab uske bina ghar badaa soona-soona lagta hai mujhe … !”
Santa kee Wife Romantic Mood mein thee. Woh poore Bed par baahen failaakar let gai aur arth bhari muskaan ke saath boli – “kuchh samjhe… ?”

Santa bola – “Samajh gaya … too aaj poore bed pe akeli sona chahti hai ……. hai na ?” – HAHAHA
WIFE – “suna hai swarg mein Pati-Patni ko saath nahi rahne dete … ?”

Husband – “Pagli … iseeliye to use SWARG kahte hain … !!!”
Santa – “maine 2 shaadiyan kee lekin dono hi baar meri kismat footi nikli … ”

Banta – “woh kaise ?”

Santa – “pahli wali mujhe chhodkar chali gai aur doosri wali mujhe chhodkar jaana nahi chahti … !”
Santa – “Yaar mai apni wife kee yaad-daasht se bahut pareshaan hoon …”

Banta – “kyon ? kya woh har baat bhool jaati hai ?”

Santa – “nahi … balki woh koi bhi baat bhoolti hi nahi hai !!!”


Santa kee nai-nai shaadi hui thee phir bhi use ghar jaane ki koi jaldi nahi hoti. Woh der tak office mein hee baitha rahta.

One day Boss asked – “wife se jhagda chal rahaa hai kya ?”
Santa replied – “no no sir … aisee koi baat nahi ! baat ye hai ki meri wife bhi job karti hai isliye hum dono mein jo bhi pahle ghar pahunchta hai, khana use hi banaanaa padta hai !”
Husband: Sir, meri wife gumm ho gayi hai.

Postmaster: Bhai yeh postoffice hai. Ja ke policestation mein complaint likhao.
Husband: Kya karun…, khushi ke mare kuch samaj hi nahi aa raha…
kya du?
SARDAR : Yaar maine apni girl friend ko gift dena hai, kya du?
2ND : Gold ring de de.

Tyre

1ST : koi badi cheez bata.
2ND : M.R.F ka tyre de de.
Sharab se nafrat
Mohan: Ladkiya sharab se itni nafrat kyun karti hai?

sher.jpg

Sohan: Kyun ki isko pine ke baad unke chue jaise pati shero jaise bartab karne lagte hai!!!
Ek tha Raja

Ek tha Raja…

King

egum wife
Two married friends Rahul and Rohan talking on the topic of the married woman,

Rahul: Wife ko begum kyun kehte hai?

begumwife.

Rohan: Kyuki shaadi ke baad uske saare gum husband ke hisse mein chale jaate hai aur wife begum ho jaati hai…
Hindi Very Funny Jokes In Hidni For Facebook Status For Facebook For Friends For Girls In English In Urdu For Teenagers For KidsA
Hindi Very Funny Jokes In Hidni For Facebook Status For Facebook For Friends For Girls In English In Urdu For Teenagers For KidsA
Hindi Very Funny Jokes In Hidni For Facebook Status For Facebook For Friends For Girls In English In Urdu For Teenagers For KidsA
Hindi Very Funny Jokes In Hidni For Facebook Status For Facebook For Friends For Girls In English In Urdu For Teenagers For KidsA
Hindi Very Funny Jokes In Hidni For Facebook Status For Facebook For Friends For Girls In English In Urdu For Teenagers For KidsA
Hindi Very Funny Jokes In Hidni For Facebook Status For Facebook For Friends For Girls In English In Urdu For Teenagers For KidsA
Hindi Very Funny Jokes In Hidni For Facebook Status For Facebook For Friends For Girls In English In Urdu For Teenagers For KidsA
Hindi Very Funny Jokes In Hidni For Facebook Status For Facebook For Friends For Girls In English In Urdu For Teenagers For KidsA
Hindi Very Funny Jokes In Hidni For Facebook Status For Facebook For Friends For Girls In English In Urdu For Teenagers For KidsA
Hindi Very Funny Jokes In Hidni For Facebook Status For Facebook For Friends For Girls In English In Urdu For Teenagers For KidsA
Hindi Very Funny Jokes In Hidni For Facebook Status For Facebook For Friends For Girls In English In Urdu For Teenagers For KidsA

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