Thursday 9 January 2014

Funny Dirty Jokes In Hidni For Facebook Status For Facebook For Friends For Girls In English In Urdu For Teenagers For kidsA

Funny Dirty Jokes
Source:-Google.com.pk
Alphabetical Order
Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer. Boss was happy and asked "what you did till evening?"

Sardar: Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright. 

Museum Administrator: That's a 500-year-old statue u've broken.

Sardar: Thank God! I thought it was a new one.
Always There Besides Me
A man was walking across the road with his wife when he was involved in an accident. The impact was on his head which caused him to be comatosed for two days before he finally regained consciousness.

When he opened his eyes, his wife was there beside him. He held her hands and said meaningfully "You have always been by my side. When I was a struggling University student, I failed again and again. And sometimes, even my re-writes as well. You were there beside me, encouraging me to go on trying..."

She squeezed his hands as he continued. "When I went for all the major interviews and failed to clinch any of the jobs, you were there beside me, cutting out more adverts for me to apply..."

He continued, "Then I started work at this little firm and finally got to handle a big contract. I blew it because of one little mistake. And you were there beside me."

"Then I finally got another job after being laid off for some time. But I never seem to be promoted and my hard work was not recognized. As such, remained in the same position from the day I joined the company till now...And you were still beside me..."

Her eyes brimmed with tears as she listened to her husband "And now I had an accident and when I woke up, you are here beside me...". 

"There's something I'd really like to say to you..."

She flung herself on the bed to hug her husband, sobbing with emotion.

He said, "I think you bring me bad luck ... now fxxk off"
An American Soldier
An American soldier, serving in World War II, had just returned from several weeks of intense action on the German front lines. He had finally been granted R&R and was on a train bound for London. The train was very crowded, so the soldier walked the length of the train, looking for an empty seat. The only unoccupied seat was directly adjacent to a well dressed middle aged lady and was being used by her little dog.

The war weary soldier asked, "Please, ma'am, may I sit in that seat?" 

The English woman looked down her nose at the soldier, sniffed and said, "You Americans. You are such a rude class of people. Can't you see my Little Fifi is using that seat?"

The soldier walked away, determined to find a place to rest, but after another trip down to the end of the train, found himself again facing the woman with the dog. Again he asked, "Please, lady. May I sit there? I'm very tired."

The English woman wrinkled her nose and snorted, "You Americans! Not only are you rude, you are also arrogant. Imagine!"

The soldier didn't say anything else; he leaned over, picked up the little dog, tossed it out the window of the train and sat down in the empty seat.

The woman shrieked and railed, and demanded that someone defend her and chastise the soldier.


An English gentleman sitting across the aisle spoke up, "You know, sir, you Americans do seem to have a penchant for doing the wrong thing. You eat holding the fork in the wrong hand. You drive your autos on the wrong side of the road. And now, sir, you've thrown the wrong bitch out the window."
Funny Dirty Jokes In Hidni For Facebook Status For Facebook For Friends For Girls In English In Urdu For Teenagers For kidsA
Funny Dirty Jokes In Hidni For Facebook Status For Facebook For Friends For Girls In English In Urdu For Teenagers For kidsA
Funny Dirty Jokes In Hidni For Facebook Status For Facebook For Friends For Girls In English In Urdu For Teenagers For kidsA
Funny Dirty Jokes In Hidni For Facebook Status For Facebook For Friends For Girls In English In Urdu For Teenagers For kidsA
Funny Dirty Jokes In Hidni For Facebook Status For Facebook For Friends For Girls In English In Urdu For Teenagers For kidsA
Funny Dirty Jokes In Hidni For Facebook Status For Facebook For Friends For Girls In English In Urdu For Teenagers For kidsA
Funny Dirty Jokes In Hidni For Facebook Status For Facebook For Friends For Girls In English In Urdu For Teenagers For kidsA
Funny Dirty Jokes In Hidni For Facebook Status For Facebook For Friends For Girls In English In Urdu For Teenagers For kidsA
Funny Dirty Jokes In Hidni For Facebook Status For Facebook For Friends For Girls In English In Urdu For Teenagers For kidsA
Funny Dirty Jokes In Hidni For Facebook Status For Facebook For Friends For Girls In English In Urdu For Teenagers For kidsA
Funny Dirty Jokes In Hidni For Facebook Status For Facebook For Friends For Girls In English In Urdu For Teenagers For kidsA

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