Thursday, 9 January 2014

Funny Short Jokes In Hidni For Facebook Status For Facebook For Friends For Girls In English In Urdu For Teenagers For KidsA

Funny Short Jokes
Source:-Google.com.pk
Been Married 12 Times
A lawyer married a woman who had previously been married 12 times. On their wedding night, they settled into the bridal suite at their hotel and the bride said to her new groom, 

"Please, promise to be gentle. I'm still a virgin." 

This puzzled the groom, since after 12 marriages, he thought that at least one of her husbands would have been able to perform. He asked his new bride to explain the phenomenon.

She responded: "My first husband was a Sales Representative who spent the entire marriage telling me, in grandiose terms, how great it was going to be. 

"My second husband was from Software Services; he was never quite sure how it was supposed to function, but he promised he would send me documentation. 

"My third husband was from Field Services and repeatedly said that everything was diagnostically OK, but couldn't get the system up. 

"My fourth husband was from Educational Services, and you know the old saying - "Those who CAN, DO; those who can't, teach." 

"My fifth husband was from the Telemarketing Department. He knew he had the order, but he wasn't quite sure when he was going to be able to deliver. 

"My sixth husband was an Engineer. He told me that he understood the basic process but needed three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method. 

"My seventh husband was from Finance and Administration. He knew how, but he just wasn't sure whether it was his job or not. 

"My eighth husband was from Standards and Regulations, and he told me that he met the minimum standards but regulations weren't clear on how to do it. 

"My ninth husband was a Marketing Manager. Even though he had the product, he just wasn't sure how to position it. 

"My tenth husband was a psychiatrist. All he ever wanted to do was talk about it. 

"My eleventh husband was a gynecologist, and all he ever wanted to do was look at it. 

"My twelfth husband was a stamp collector, and all he ever wanted to do was... well... God I miss him!" 

She finally smiled and turned to him. "So now I've married you, and I'm really excited." 

"Why is that?" asked the lawyer. 

"Well, it should be obvious! You're a lawyer! I just know I'm going to get screwed!
Big Lips
A woman goes to her doctor and says she wants an operation because her vagina lips are much too large. She asks the doctor to keep the operation a secret as she's embarrassed and doesn't want anyone to find out. The doctor agrees.

She wakes up from her operation and finds three roses carefully placed beside her bed.

Outraged she immediately calls in the doctor and says, "I thought I asked you not to tell anyone about my operation!"

"Don't worry," he says, "I didn't tell anybody. The first rose is from me. I felt bad because you went through this all by yourself. The second one is from my nurse. She assisted me with the operation, and she had the operation done herself." "Who is the third rose from?" she asked


"Oh," says the doctor, "that rose is from a guy upstairs in the burn unit. He wanted to thank you for his new ears!"
Funny Short Jokes In Hidni For Facebook Status For Facebook For Friends For Girls In English In Urdu For Teenagers For KidsA
Funny Short Jokes In Hidni For Facebook Status For Facebook For Friends For Girls In English In Urdu For Teenagers For KidsA
Funny Short Jokes In Hidni For Facebook Status For Facebook For Friends For Girls In English In Urdu For Teenagers For KidsA
Funny Short Jokes In Hidni For Facebook Status For Facebook For Friends For Girls In English In Urdu For Teenagers For KidsA
Funny Short Jokes In Hidni For Facebook Status For Facebook For Friends For Girls In English In Urdu For Teenagers For KidsA
Funny Short Jokes In Hidni For Facebook Status For Facebook For Friends For Girls In English In Urdu For Teenagers For KidsA
Funny Short Jokes In Hidni For Facebook Status For Facebook For Friends For Girls In English In Urdu For Teenagers For KidsA
Funny Short Jokes In Hidni For Facebook Status For Facebook For Friends For Girls In English In Urdu For Teenagers For KidsA
Funny Short Jokes In Hidni For Facebook Status For Facebook For Friends For Girls In English In Urdu For Teenagers For KidsA
Funny Short Jokes In Hidni For Facebook Status For Facebook For Friends For Girls In English In Urdu For Teenagers For KidsA
Funny Short Jokes In Hidni For Facebook Status For Facebook For Friends For Girls In English In Urdu For Teenagers For KidsA

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